People "On a diet" amaze me..

[DnetMHZ]

Today is bagel day in my office and I can't help but laugh at the people who take a bagel and scoop out the inside to save calories, then proceed to FILL the newly created recess with half a stick of butter!

Yup that butter canoe is much better for you than those few carbs you scooped out!

Don't forget to save room for your lunch time salad with 2 gallons of creamy dressing!

that is all..

 

[amdhunter]

what? People scoop out the insides? That's retarded.

 

[nick1985]

Just dont eat shit and exercise and you WILL lose weight and be healthy. Why is this so hard to understand?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
what? People scoop out the insides? That's retarded.

Maybe they are making a circle boat....

 

[LS8]

I just don't eat my normal breakfast on bagel day so when I get to the office I can eat there.

People are amazing.

 

[rh71]

what? You guys get free food?

 

[DarrelSPowers]

OMG BAGEL DAY

<3 bagel <3

and how do you pronounce bagel? BAG-el, or bay-gehl? Just curious, been chillin with a lady who says it BAG-el and I think it sounds funny.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
OMG BAGEL DAY

<3 bagel <3

and how do you pronounce bagel? BAG-el, or bay-gehl? Just curious, been chillin with a lady who says it BAG-el and I think it sounds funny.

bay-gull

 

[bobross419]

Originally posted by: nick1985
Just dont eat shit and exercise and you WILL lose weight and be healthy. Why is this so hard to understand?

Instant Gratification...

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
OMG BAGEL DAY

<3 bagel <3

and how do you pronounce bagel? BAG-el, or bay-gehl? Just curious, been chillin with a lady who says it BAG-el and I think it sounds funny.

Bay-gehl... only time I've ever heard it pronounced BAG-el was in Robin Hood: Men in Tights when they mention that Locksley and Bagel make a great combination....

 

[Kirby]

Butter? What kind of idiots are these people? :disgust:





Cream cheese is where it's at.

 

[OpenThirdEye]

There are a bunch of people in my office that say they're "on a diet" or "trying to be healthy", etc. We're in a 4-story building and those same people are carrying their Lean Cuisine, Healthy Choice, etc. and getting on the elevator to go to the 2ND FLOOR!! God forbid you have to mosey up one flight of stairs.

 

[ViviTheMage]

I doubt they think it's better for them...BTW FAT is not BAD for you...in excess it is, but in moderation it's good for you.

 

[trmiv]

You guys have bagel days? I'm working at the wrong place!

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: OpenThirdEye
There are a bunch of people in my office that say they're "on a diet" or "trying to be healthy", etc. We're in a 4-story building and those same people are carrying their Lean Cuisine, Healthy Choice, etc. and getting on the elevator to go to the 2ND FLOOR!! God forbid you have to mosey up one flight of stairs.

It makes my thighs chafe. :|

 

[DarrelSPowers]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ

Originally posted by: DarrelSPowers
OMG BAGEL DAY

<3 bagel <3

and how do you pronounce bagel? BAG-el, or bay-gehl? Just curious, been chillin with a lady who says it BAG-el and I think it sounds funny.

bay-gull

oh oh oh i forgot the best part.

apparently its a "buffalo accent" as in buffalo, ny... so she also says "bag" like baeg.

I've never thought I'd laugh so hard when she said "Baeg of BAG-els"

 

[Glayde]

We didn't have bagel days, we had brownie fridays.

http://mblog.lib.umich.edu/kbalbrownie/

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Today is bagel day in my office and I can't help but laugh at the people who take a bagel and scoop out the inside to save calories, then proceed to FILL the newly created recess with half a stick of butter!

Yup that butter canoe is much better for you than those few carbs you scooped out!

Don't forget to save room for your lunch time salad with 2 gallons of creamy dressing!

that is all..

ok thats just stupid. but it does not suprise me.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: OpenThirdEye
There are a bunch of people in my office that say they're "on a diet" or "trying to be healthy", etc. We're in a 4-story building and those same people are carrying their Lean Cuisine, Healthy Choice, etc. and getting on the elevator to go to the 2ND FLOOR!! God forbid you have to mosey up one flight of stairs.

I get more pissed at the people who cannot mosey down one flight of stairs. When I leave for the day there never fails to be one fat sucker who gets on the elevator to go down 1 floor. I just want to kick them in the ass on their way out of the elevator.

 

[rstove02]

I think it is all part of the Atkins craze about carbs. Have a coworker on an Atkins diet that for lunch takes ham places it in a wrap and then slathers two tablespoons of mayo on top. Then proceeds to eat two or three wraps in this fashion. For some reason he thinks carbs are bad, but calorie/fat loaded mayo is okay by the buckets.

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: nick1985
Just dont eat shit and exercise and you WILL lose weight and be healthy. Why is this so hard to understand?

Umm..ever heard of a weight reduction pill? :roll:

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: nick1985
Just dont eat shit and exercise and you WILL lose weight and be healthy. Why is this so hard to understand?

Understanding what makes you fat isn't the problem.

 

[jupiter57]

Uh, Yeah. My Ex-Wife was constantly on a diet!
She spent a fortune on Fat free, Low Fat, etc. foods. But, she had 3-4 servings each 3-4 times a day, THEN, a chocolate covered Honey Bun or 2 for dessert each night!
Not good for losing weight when your fat ass is laying on the couch EVERY DAY ALL DAY!
Her exercise regimen consisted of walking to the mailbox (>20 Yards) usually every other day.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I always laugh at people on a diet, and how they make their whole life miserable by stopping everything. These people are usually not even fat to begin with.

 

[meltdown75]

there's a guy here at my office who is pushin 350

he goes on "fad diets" like the cabbage soup diet and the "Sacred Heart" diet.

sometimes he comes in with a salad... but it's in a bowl so huge it's like the bowls that your whole family uses for salad at Thanksgiving.

one day he was drinking juice and eating fruit, and i'm like, "where's your lunch?"

he says, "i'm doing a cleanse." he said it was supposed to last several days.

then the next day he brought in a 5-pc chicken dinner.

he's my favourite fat guy.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
there's a guy here at my office who is pushin 350

he goes on "fad diets" like the cabbage soup diet and the "Sacred Heart" diet.

sometimes he comes in with a salad... but it's in a bowl so huge it's like the bowls that your whole family uses for salad at Thanksgiving.

one day he was drinking juice and eating fruit, and i'm like, "where's your lunch?"

he says, "i'm doing a cleanse." he said it was supposed to last several days.

then the next day he brought in a 5-pc chicken dinner.

he's my favourite fat guy.

People like this are putting so much shock on their system that they're probably getting sick or getting headaches after a day or two of a diet due to lower sugar intakes.

They need to change their diet slowly, and they'll be more successful.