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VIAN

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I work at a major highway in New Jersey. Called, the New Jersey Turnpike. I'm a toll collector.

I'm not a directions giver. These people can't get a freaking map when they leave your house. They come through here with nothing but questions. Haven't they ever heard of planning. Can't they "read" a maps. It's not that hard. Everything has to be handed to these people. They can't think for themselves. How can you not follow a line on a piece of paper. How did they miss that sign that says that North instead of South. Stupid ass people. How did you not see the many signs signs that say EZPASS in Signed lanes only. Why are in my lane dirt bag? Oh, you say "somehow" the road brought you here you say. Of course, cause it couldn't have been your stupid ass.

And no, we are not EZPass, or the Tunnels or the Bridges.

I'm just a freakin toll collector. My job is to take your money. That's it.

Then they get freakin attitudes when you don't know a direction. Give you mean looks and say, I can't believe you don't know where Brooklyn is. "Well, no duh, you meatbag, I'm not the retard who's on his way there. If I had to, I could find out."

Most people ask me directions. Most of these took North instead of south, even though there were big signs right in the middle of the fork. Some of these people, and only some can be forgiven for the crappiness of whoever built these roads.

What's worse is that these people have a license to drive.
 
Maybe you should look to getting another job if you feel like being courteous and helpful to tavelers is too much of a stretch for someone that works on a highway?
 
Maybe you should look to getting another job if you feel like being courteous and helpful to tavelers is too much of a stretch for someone that works on a highway?
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I can't stand unreasonably stupid people. If I had my way, they'd all be shot.
 
NJ Turnpike toll collectors are raging asshats - you guys can't even take the tolls properly without being retards. I don't know why people bother trying to ask more of you.
 
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
It's not their fault the roads in New Jersey were designed by retarded blind man...
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Actually, I think they used to be hunting trails, but the end result is basicly the same. 😛
 
Originally posted by: VIAN
Maybe you should look to getting another job if you feel like being courteous and helpful to tavelers is too much of a stretch for someone that works on a highway?
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I can't stand unreasonably stupid people. If I had my way, they'd all be shot.
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People like you make life hell for other people. If I had my way, pissy people like you who try to make life hell for other people should be shot.
 
Originally posted by: sonz70
Originally posted by: VIAN
Maybe you should look to getting another job if you feel like being courteous and helpful to tavelers is too much of a stretch for someone that works on a highway?
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I can't stand unreasonably stupid people. If I had my way, they'd all be shot.
Click to expand...

People like you make life hell for other people. If I had my way, pissy people like you who try to make life hell for other people should be shot.
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:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: VIAN
I work at a major highway in New Jersey. Called, the New Jersey Turnpike. I'm a toll collector.

I'm not a directions giver. These people can't get a freaking map when they leave your house. They come through here with nothing but questions. Haven't they ever heard of planning. Can't they "read" a maps. It's not that hard. Everything has to be handed to these people. They can't think for themselves. How can you not follow a line on a piece of paper. How did they miss that sign that says that North instead of South. Stupid ass people. How did you not see the many signs signs that say EZPASS in Signed lanes only. Why are in my lane dirt bag? Oh, you say "somehow" the road brought you here you say. Of course, cause it couldn't have been your stupid ass.

And no, we are not EZPass, or the Tunnels or the Bridges.

I'm just a freakin toll collector. My job is to take your money. That's it.

Then they get freakin attitudes when you don't know a direction. Give you mean looks and say, I can't believe you don't know where Brooklyn is. "Well, no duh, you meatbag, I'm not the retard who's on his way there. If I had to, I could find out."

Most people ask me directions. Most of these took North instead of south, even though there were big signs right in the middle of the fork. Some of these people, and only some can be forgiven for the crappiness of whoever built these roads.

What's worse is that these people have a license to drive.
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Just STFU, hand them their receipts and wave 'em on thru ya damn Bucket Head!:roll:
 
The fact that you allowed them to live tells me you need to try harder if you seriously expect to get into hell.
 
Originally posted by: sonz70
Originally posted by: VIAN
Maybe you should look to getting another job if you feel like being courteous and helpful to tavelers is too much of a stretch for someone that works on a highway?
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I can't stand unreasonably stupid people. If I had my way, they'd all be shot.
Click to expand...

People like you make life hell for other people. If I had my way, pissy people like you who try to make life hell for other people should be shot.
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If I had it my way, you'd be blowing me.
 
just thank god those people haven't started using EZpass yet, cuz otherwise, you'd be out of a job.
 
Originally posted by: skace
Uh oh, it's Tollbooth Willy.
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Hi Willy!
-Oh nice to see ya ma'am, not a bad day uh?
Well I'm a little lost can you help me out? I hear you're the best with directions.
-Well I know my way around New England; I can tell ya that much. So where ya headin?
Well I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your arse, you know if you'd tell me I'd appreciate it you fvckin prick.
 
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