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People get their teeth bleached...so the next logical step...ass bleaching!!!

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The good news on sphincter bleaching is that it's safer than anything involving general anaesthetics or fat-vacuuming gizmos. The bad news is that you could be in for a lifetime of skid marks. The chairwoman of the Australian Medical Association's ethics committee, Rosanna Capolingua, says the use of harsh bleaching substances could cause anal burning and scarring. This, in turn, could lead to anal incontinence or an inability to pass stools at all.
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So we've got bullimia to solve your weight problems, skin-cancer-inducing fake tanning for your color, expensive surgeries to shove bags of chemicals in your chest and leave scarring so you can fill out your clothes a little better... and now, a permanent case of constipation to lighten up your balloon-knot.

Ah, the wonders of civilization.
 
Originally posted by: destined
it is wonderful. to take a mirror and look up there and see bright white. almost makes the burning worth it.
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:shocked::shocked:
 
Originally posted by: destined
it is wonderful. to take a mirror and look up there and see bright white. almost makes the burning worth it.
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Even more so for me considering that my skin complexion is medium brown :laugh:
 
I had that idea like 10 years ago, looking at porn. I thought hrmm, I'm suprised they don't use makeup down there....

In a somewhat related note, back in college a girl got out of my car (a then new 3 series) and left a strange coloured mark horizontally across my leather seat. It was makeup, that she was wearing on the small of her back. Ass make up. I couldn't really ask her about it though, that would be embarassing.
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
I had that idea like 10 years ago, looking at porn. I thought hrmm, I'm suprised they don't use makeup down there....

In a somewhat related note, back in college a girl got out of my car (a then new 3 series) and left a strange coloured mark horizontally across my leather seat. It was makeup, that she was wearing on the small of her back. Ass make up. I couldn't really ask her about it though, that would be embarassing.
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I call shens. A woman in your car? 😛
 
Originally posted by: ToeStub
For some reason bleaching of the bunghole just sounds wrong. 😕
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"Bleaching of the bunghole"

It is now my mission in life to get a judge to say that on the record, in his courtroom.
 
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