People get their teeth bleached...so the next logical step...ass bleaching!!!

[NFS4]

**Edited**

Doing both ends

Anyway, I was watching TV with my GF last week and they had this news blurb run across the tube on either MTV or VH1 (It was SNL Weekend Update) and talked about how the latest craze was for (mostly women) to get their assholes bleached to remove the "brown"

It was just the weirdest thing to us to think that people would even get it done...I mean...why??????

Anyway, I tried to find an article online, but have turned up 0 hits. (Found it):

http://www.diggersrealm.com/mt/archives/000963.html

 

[SynthDude2001]

WTF?

 

[MazerRackham]

I've heard about this for porno chicks, and I figured it would just be a matter of time before everyone was doing it!!

 

[destined]

it is wonderful. to take a mirror and look up there and see bright white. almost makes the burning worth it.

 

[ElFenix]

that was on SNL last weekend.

i didn't know it was real :Q

 

[Baked]

That's nasty. They'll have a glow in the dark anal ring in addition to the glow in the dark teeth.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Baked
That's nasty. They'll have a glow in the dark anal ring in addition to the glow in the dark teeth.

something to aim for?

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
that was on SNL last weekend.

i didn't know it was real :Q

It was SNL? I couldn't remember where it was I saw it, but I knew it sounded pretty strange. Now that I think of it, it probably was SNL on weekend update

 

[EvilYoda]

lol, that'll be a nice surprise for the next lucky girl. Makes me think of Ross's glow in the dark teeth episode.

 

[Random Variable]

Doing both ends

Your ass has two ends? :Q

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Baked
That's nasty. They'll have a glow in the dark anal ring in addition to the glow in the dark teeth.

something to aim for?

rbloedow? :laugh:

 

[ToeStub]

For some reason bleaching of the bunghole just sounds wrong.

 

[biostud]

Isn't this why toilet paper is invented?

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
lol, that'll be a nice surprise for the next lucky girl. Makes me think of Ross's glow in the dark teeth episode.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[destined]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Doing both ends

Your ass has two ends? :Q

i think he meant your head and then the butt.

 

[NFS4]

http://www.diggersrealm.com/mt/archives/000963.html

 

[SSP]

Some people really enjoy getting rim jobs, I suppose.

 

[Random Variable]

I guess washing your own ass is just too complicated for some people.

 

[radioouman]

hahahahahaha
Yuck.

 

[dquan97]

:Q

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: NFS4
http://www.diggersrealm.com/mt/archives/000963.html

The good news on sphincter bleaching is that it's safer than anything involving general anaesthetics or fat-vacuuming gizmos. The bad news is that you could be in for a lifetime of skid marks. The chairwoman of the Australian Medical Association's ethics committee, Rosanna Capolingua, says the use of harsh bleaching substances could cause anal burning and scarring. This, in turn, could lead to anal incontinence or an inability to pass stools at all.

LMAO (pun intended)

 

[Albis]

blah

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Doing both ends

Anyway, I was watching TV with my GF last week and they had this news blurb run across the tube on either MTV or VH1 and talked about how the latest craze was for (mostly women) to get their assholes bleached to remove the "brown"

It was just the weirdest thing to us to think that people would even get it done...I mean...why??????

Anyway, I tried to find an article online, but have turned up 0 hits.

 

[piroroadkill]

This is retarded and no, nobody is entitled to believe otherwise.

 

[lavagirl669]

:Q