People at work steal my vanilla creamer!

[fs5]

I bought this bottle of vanilla creamer to put in my coffee and I keep it in a fridge in the breakroom. I bought it last week, today I go get coffee and there's no f'n creme left in the bottle. If you're going to steal it, at least leave some for me to make one last cup of coffee with! :|:|

Not to mention they put it back empty.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
I bought this bottle of vanilla creamer to put in my coffee and I keep it in a fridge in the breakroom. I bought it last week, today I go get coffee and there's no f'n creme left in the bottle. If you're going to steal it, at least leave some for me to make one last cup of coffee with! :|:|

Not to mention they put it back empty.

never trust people you work with. unless you work in a very small group.

 

[stev0]

buy a new one and keep it with you, take the old one and fill it up with sour milk, add vanilla extract and wait for someone to run to the bathroom

 

[minendo]

Refill it with special sauce.

That'll learn them.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: stev0
buy a new one and keep it with you, take the old one and fill it up with sour milk, add vanilla extract and wait for someone to run to the bathroom

ROFL... good one... but damn I just threw out the bottle.

I can't keep it with me, it requires refrigeration...

 

[Jhill]

Yea, it's obvious. Add you own "cream" to it next time.

 

[Hammer]

nondairy creamer

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: minendo
Refill it with special sauce.

That'll learn them.

minendo is on to something....

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: minendo
Refill it with special sauce.

That'll learn them.

minendo is on to something....

Definitely. Then you can make cryptic references to "American Pie" until they catch on.

 

[Ogg]

/Al Gore voice

I'll put it in a lock box!!

 

[virtueixi]

Seriously, dilute it with milk of magnesia.

 

[MaxDepth]

Somebody stole my little moose keychain (when you squeeze it, it looks like it is pooping) off of my desk last month. My mom got that trinket for me when she went on an Alaskan cruise.

I can't keep anything nice or fun here in my new office. :|

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Somebody stole my little moose keychain (when you squeeze it, it looks like it is pooping) off of my desk last month. My mom got that trinket for me when she went on an Alaskan cruise.

I can't keep anything nice or fun here in my new office. :|

/Al Gore voice

I'll put that in a lock box too!!

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Somebody stole my little moose keychain (when you squeeze it, it looks like it is pooping) off of my desk last month. My mom got that trinket for me when she went on an Alaskan cruise.

I can't keep anything nice or fun here in my new office. :|

it's worse in my office... I used to work in the test lab and 3 laptops were stolen within 3 months. finally they wised up and bought some locks.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: stev0
buy a new one and keep it with you, take the old one and fill it up with sour milk, add vanilla extract and wait for someone to run to the bathroom

:beer::beer:

 

[RU482]

they took your creamer...man, I could think of so many worse things they could have done to your creamer

 

[fumbduck]

Many people here pray for the day that a woman steals their vanilla creamer.

 

[azazyel]

Drink it black...

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: minendo
Refill it with special sauce.

That'll learn them.

minendo is on to something....

Definitely. Then you can make cryptic references to "American Pie" until they catch on.

Better yet, send them a picture of you "adding flavor" to the vanilla creamer. :evil:

 

[slycat]

well...my boss owes me $5 and ate my microwave-lean-cuisine...
can't do nothing about it.

 

[Yossarian]

lace it with cyanide next time.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: minendo
Refill it with special sauce.

That'll learn them.

minendo is on to something....

Definitely. Then you can make cryptic references to "American Pie" until they catch on.

Better yet, send them a picture of you "adding flavor" to the vanilla creamer. :evil:

"Here....let me stir that for you."

 

[brigden]

Take a polaroid of yourself with an empty bottle of the creamer stuck up your arse. Tape it to a bottle in the fridge. No one will touch your creamer ever again.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: brigden
Take a polaroid of yourself with an empty bottle of the creamer stuck up your arse. Tape it to a bottle in the fridge. No one will touch your creamer ever again.

:Q hahahahahaha

Anyway, get the powder stuff and keep it in your desk. Or get the individual cups of it that doesn't need refrigeration from Costco.

Did you write your name on the bottle? Write on it and say "KEEP OUT" if you keep it in the fridge. Maybe nobody realized it was personal property...it is sorta like a condiment.

 

[RayH]

Next time fill the empty bottle with inkjet refill and super glue or hot glue it shut