How about when a cashier swipes your credit card and says "It says declined?" or "It says I'm supposed to cut up your card"?
I can see how the non-employee of the situation can make these lame jokes since they think they're original, but I cannot understand how the employee can do this. Wouldn't they be doing this all the time to the customers?
I can see how the non-employee of the situation can make these lame jokes since they think they're original, but I cannot understand how the employee can do this. Wouldn't they be doing this all the time to the customers?
oogabooga
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Working as a painter some of the ones i hated
"what if i don't really like the color, is it free?" usually followed be "cause i wanted a blue, not a dark blueish cyan...."
"Is it hot outside today, looks like it" (said as the guy leaves his air conditioned home to talk to me outside in the 100degree weather"
and of course from friend
"Hey, are you busy on saturday?" ( .... sigh
no i'm not free to paint something or other with/for you).
"what if i don't really like the color, is it free?" usually followed be "cause i wanted a blue, not a dark blueish cyan...."
"Is it hot outside today, looks like it" (said as the guy leaves his air conditioned home to talk to me outside in the 100degree weather"
and of course from friend
"Hey, are you busy on saturday?" ( .... sigh
no i'm not free to paint something or other with/for you).when 2 people are wearing the same color shirt and someone says "i didnt get the memo"
when someone is eating donuts and says "mmm doooonuts" (like homer simpson)
when someone is eating donuts and says "mmm doooonuts" (like homer simpson)
Worked as a groundskeeper at a high school for quite a while
When mowing courtyards in the interior of the building, I had to push the lawnmower through the hallways, as the courtyards were only accessible for mowing via a push mower (small lawns, small doors).
I can't tell you how many times I heard the variants of 'no grass in here', 'mowing the hallways?', and the like. It was as if people had never seen a lawn mower inside of a building before (oh, you know, like in a HARDWARE STORE or anything like that).
Ah well, it didn't annoy me that much, but it was definitely a recurring comment.
When mowing courtyards in the interior of the building, I had to push the lawnmower through the hallways, as the courtyards were only accessible for mowing via a push mower (small lawns, small doors).
I can't tell you how many times I heard the variants of 'no grass in here', 'mowing the hallways?', and the like. It was as if people had never seen a lawn mower inside of a building before (oh, you know, like in a HARDWARE STORE or anything like that).
Ah well, it didn't annoy me that much, but it was definitely a recurring comment.
cKGunslinger
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OMG. I've run into about half of these. LOL!
If thre's a cute woman in one of these types of situations, my first instict in to lay on some lame jokes like these, then I think "Don't be an ass - you know she's hot and gets hit on my every single man that comes through here." So I usually just smile and nod at her. I suck at teh ladies - good thing I'm married.
If thre's a cute woman in one of these types of situations, my first instict in to lay on some lame jokes like these, then I think "Don't be an ass - you know she's hot and gets hit on my every single man that comes through here." So I usually just smile and nod at her.
I suck at teh ladies - good thing I'm married.well, delivering pizza's is a flexible job which allows for a changing college schedule. so after i earn my degrees i'll try this actual hard job you speak of. but in the mean time i'll continue to progress, even if i have to deliver pizzas to do it. also, just because it isnt a hard job doesnt mean there isn't a lot of stress that goes along with it. especially when you have stuff that goes wrong with your car, or get a ticket.
I deal in a casino, we hear some bad ones...like when the cut card comes out on blackjack, atleast 5 times a night I hear "ooh wild card! ha ha ha!" or someone on 3 card poker, for example, has 7-4-3 and they say "hey, does that count for a pair, it adds up to two sevens!" Rediculous. People constantly ask me if I'm going to "help them out" or if it's going to "be a good shoe." please, just stfu.
QueBert
Lifer
- Jan 6, 2002
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I work at a liquor store, stupid comments I get A LOT
"So, do you sell a lot of liquor here?"
*typically drunk'ish man "hay! you're all out of 6 pack's of Bud, so you have to sell me a 12 for the same price since you don't have what I want!"
*man buying penthouse/porn* "it's not for me, my wife wanted it..."
"So, do you sell a lot of liquor here?"
*typically drunk'ish man "hay! you're all out of 6 pack's of Bud, so you have to sell me a 12 for the same price since you don't have what I want!"
*man buying penthouse/porn* "it's not for me, my wife wanted it..."
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