example: A model at an auto show probably hears some variation of "Does you come with the car?" from just about every male that passes by. Anyone here ever had to deal with hearing the same joke over and over again?
People at certain jobs must hear the same stupid joke over and over again!
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QueBert
Lifer
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I work at a liquor store, we sell Lotto
"gimme a Quick Pick for tonights drawing, make it the winnar!" *chuckling*
I get that at least 5-10 times a week. The sad part is, there are a couple people who say it EVERY FVCKIN TIME they come in to get their ticket.
"gimme a Quick Pick for tonights drawing, make it the winnar!" *chuckling*
I get that at least 5-10 times a week. The sad part is, there are a couple people who say it EVERY FVCKIN TIME they come in to get their ticket.
ohohhhhh my God! i HATE that. man, especially when you have to go to a hotel or some public place. man, seriously.. i want to kill each person who says that ish. i have accidentally been a dick to the person who really ordered it too because of all the schmucks that say that crap. they the dicks who are trying to be funny laugh at their own feeble joke. i've actually tried to console a pizza guy at the mall one time.. because everyone was saying "oh.. thats mine" and i said "dude.. i feel your pain man.. " but i think he thought i was heckeling him too.. i've delivered pizza's for too many years now.. i've been stiffed too many times in the rain, had to take the trash out too many times for old people, and i have walked through too many unshoveled driveway/walkways to deserve those lame ass jokes. i wish they would walk a mile in my bitter frozen soaking shoes in the winter time.. then i wouldnt tip them and let them stand in the rain.. stupid m-f-beyotches!
I worked at valet for 2 years. Most common one was "Alright, where's my Ferrari?"
God, sillyasses.
God, sillyasses.
IHateMyJob2004
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I used to get irritated by people thinking they know how to landscape, back when I was a landscaper. Not a joke they'd say though, but it happened several times each summer. We'd smile, nod, agree, then do what we were going to do anyways.
Even worse. Ever where a red colored t-shirt into Target? That's a good one
Actually, a week or two, I had a green colored T-shirt on when I went ot the local gardening place and was asked if I knew the price of something and I repsonded with bold, "I have no idea". It actually took me a second then I realized my green shirt and told them I don't work there and laughed. The other person actually seemed annoyed at me?
Even worse. Ever where a red colored t-shirt into Target? That's a good one
Actually, a week or two, I had a green colored T-shirt on when I went ot the local gardening place and was asked if I knew the price of something and I repsonded with bold, "I have no idea". It actually took me a second then I realized my green shirt and told them I don't work there and laughed. The other person actually seemed annoyed at me?
edro
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When I worked in the IT department and we would haul around computer equipment. People would always say "Hey, why don't you go load that into the red Trans AM out back, he he he." It was always the old redneck type guys, and the equipment would be an old monitor that was broken, or something that they would never know how to use anyway.
I used to work delivering bagged ice to various stores, businesses, factories, etc (you know, the ice coolers sitting in front of gas stations and sh!t). Here were some of my favorites:
a) The ice man cometh
b) That must be a "cool" job!
The first one was semi clever the first time I heard it. However, B was absolutely fvcking stupid seeing as how it's 90 degrees all summer in Ohio and I would SWEAT MY ASS OFF all day long. And they could see this. I was soaked in sweat yet they'd still insist I had a "cool" job. I wanted to run them over with the truck.
a) The ice man cometh
b) That must be a "cool" job!
The first one was semi clever the first time I heard it. However, B was absolutely fvcking stupid seeing as how it's 90 degrees all summer in Ohio and I would SWEAT MY ASS OFF all day long. And they could see this. I was soaked in sweat yet they'd still insist I had a "cool" job. I wanted to run them over with the truck.
i brought in like 50 donuts this morning......i immediately got "oh its time to make the donuts" no sir its not. Now if you don't shut the hell up I will stuff all 50 of these things up your f*cking nose.
ya i deliver too, and i always hear"bring it over here, how much is it? or when iam at the person's door like 50% of the time a guy will say "hey...whats the damage"
rudeguy
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we are having a tent sale this week. We have a huge tent in the parking lot filled with appliances and electronics. I can't count how many people have asked me, "Are you having a tent sale?"
I just look up at the huge tent, look at all the stuff in it, and say no.
I just look up at the huge tent, look at all the stuff in it, and say no.
rocadelpunk
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hmm you live in ohio.
i shall now make it my life's purpose to hunt you down and annoy you.
watch out!
I work in IT, and every.single.time that I have to sit at someone elses desk and work on their PC, someone will come by and say "Wow soandso, you look different today. What did you do?" or some variation of that.
They all think they're so clever, they all think they're so funny.
Its not clever or funny.
They all think they're so clever, they all think they're so funny.
Its not clever or funny.
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