hal2kilo
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Sounds like he's baller not a folder.Since he is so full of it, he must be an expert.
Sounds like he's baller not a folder.Since he is so full of it, he must be an expert.
" US President Donald Trump tells a White House meeting that the government will look into the problem of toilets that need flushing '15 times' "
But in the meantime, lets take SNAP away from 700,00 people so they and their kids don't have enough to eat.
Fuck you cheeto and your corrupt administration.
Sounds like he's baller not a folder.
LOL, my early '70's house has an early '70's Kohler 7 Gallon toilet, I refuse to replace it, when the going gets tough it marches forward, unfazed. I think I could flush a raincoat if I wanted.
That would be everyone I've ever known.It will be nice to have a Prez who doesn't feel the need to run their mouth constantly about stupid shit so they can be the center of the fucking universe. Somebody with some humility [than Trump.]
I remember when they started dropping the gallons. They didn't re-engineer the flow so it wouldn't flush a normal deuce. They finally got it working better then they reduced it again. They have gotten better at it over the past 10 years, but yes, this is still a concern for many everyday republicans since they are so full of poop.
“I have a perfect poop everyday. It’s big and stinky. I am the poop king. When I drop a deuce everybody listens. Forget an Act of Congress, I have a Presidential Dump. Toilet flushing is a serious problem that I can fix. Please elect me for 2020.”
WTF did I just read. My grandfather that had dementia wasn't even this bad.Here’s the abridged, unofficial text of his speech (unofficial as the White House will never release an actual recording!)
Here’s the abridged, unofficial text of his speech (unofficial as the White House will never release an actual recording!)
Do we get the Solid Gold Dancers with it?Solid Gold toilet anyone???
Here’s the abridged, unofficial text of his speech (unofficial as the White House will never release an actual recording!)
Here’s the abridged, unofficial text of his speech (unofficial as the White House will never release an actual recording!)
Is that someone's satire? If so it's great work, because It absolutely sounds like his 'voice'. If I'd read it in some entirely unexpected context I'd still immediately think "Trump". However, the bit about "not wanting an orange look" sounds just a bit too satirical to be true.
I have wondered why the high efficiency crappers haven’t gone back to the old water closet design. Raise the tank an additional foot or two, let gravity handle the force.
First POTUS ever to publicly discuss the toilet flushing practices of his fellow Americans.
So many firsts for this POTUS. Each one a shiny new turd.