Penis transplants for our troops!

[Darwin333]

I know everyone on ATOT has at least a 10" cock, high 6 figure income, a 7 figure house and at least a 9 for a girlfriend/wife so I thought maybe we could have an ATOT penis donor pledge for war vets that got their dicks blown off in a war that our country sent them to fight. Don't worry, they only slice off your 10"+ cock after you're dead and not using it anymore.

On a much more serious note, this is really awesome. I couldn't imagine being in my young 20's and having zero ability (or even equipment) to have sex ever again in my life. That has to be physiological terror beyond words, a ton of military spouses will cheat on their S/Os while they are at war (a ton don't too, props to them) but I couldn't imagine a 22 year old wife being ok with never having sex again or any chance at having kids.

I had no idea that it was such a big problem but I'm damn glad to see that we are doing something about it.

Within a year, maybe in just a few months, a young soldier with a horrific injury from a bomb blast in Afghanistan will have an operation that has never been performed in the United States: a penis transplant.

The organ will come from a deceased donor, and the surgeons, from Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine in Baltimore, say they expect it to start working in a matter of months, developing urinary function, sensation and, eventually, the ability to have sex.

From 2001 to 2013, 1,367 men in military service suffered wounds to the genitals in Iraq or Afghanistan, according to the Department of Defense Trauma Registry. Nearly all were under 35 and were hurt by homemade bombs, commonly called improvised explosive devices, or I.E.D.s. Some lost all or part of their penises or testicles — what doctors call genitourinary injuries.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/07/h...lanned-to-heal-troops-hidden-wounds.html?_r=0


Side thought, ATOT bake sale for Kevlar underwear or something?

 

[Darwin333]

Mods: I actually meant to post this in OT. I guess yall can see where it goes and decide to move it or not.

 

[alcoholbob]

Hopefully the donor was well equipped.

 

[Sonikku]

I will proudly do my part to help out wounded vets in this regard.

 

[MongGrel]

 

[compuwiz1]

On FB today a Dr. Johnson gave praise to this idea. Dr. Johnson is in favor of people getting a new Johnson.

 

[UberNeuman]

 

[DrDoug]

 

[Charmonium]

So what this really amounts to is giving our veterans a big bag of dicks? Hmmm. :sneaky:

 

[DigDog]

wow this sounds BRILLIANT. finally my cock will get inside a vagina.
even if i'm not the one wearing it.

 

[Moonbeam]

Do you think I could run for and win the Presidency if I offered men free dick upgrades?

Throws a whole new light on the term organ donors. Now the wife can have a bone to pick. I wonder if they can grow them on pigs. Somebody call me ham handed?

 

[Moonbeam]

I will proudly do my part to help out wounded vets in this regard.

I live in the SF bay area and know a lot of guys who would die to have your equipment.

 

[pcgeek11]

You guys are sick. I find this thread disgusting.

These are our young veterans you are making fun of.

 

[UberNeuman]

You guys are sick. I find this thread disgusting.

Come on, man. Don't be a dick.

/save your false anguish...

 

[tweaker2]

Hmmmm.....circumcised or not......THAT is the question.

 

[Jaskalas]

It baffles the mind that people say nerves don't heal or regen... but they claim you can get full(?) recovery from a transplant...
and... damn, it hurts just thinking of all the tissue that need to be lined up perfectly.

 

[pcgeek11]

Come on, man. Don't be a dick.

/save your false anguish...

Nothing false about it. It is clear that you have never served anything other than your own selfish needs.

 

[Moonbeam]

Nothing false about it. It is clear that you have never served anything other than your own selfish needs.

You disgusting bastard, pretending that some humor on this topic means that that people are sick or that they are making fun of young veterans. What kind of human scum are you?

 

[pcgeek11]

You are a known retard and needs to be disregarded.

 

[Darwin333]

Hopefully the donor was well equipped.

I dunno, if I got my junk blown off and came hope with no hope of ever having sex again I'd take what they are giving. Although a pasty white guy with a big ass black pecker would be kinda funny. It would also be a great opener at a bar or a club!

 

[Darwin333]

It baffles the mind that people say nerves don't heal or regen... but they claim you can get full(?) recovery from a transplant...
and... damn, it hurts just thinking of all the tissue that need to be lined up perfectly.

I was sort of thinking the same thing. I don't know how much more complicated a johnson is compared to say an arm but can they even re-attach your own arm and give you 100% use out of it?

 

[Moonbeam]

You are a known retard and needs to be disregarded.

Thank you so very much. That was my best pcgeek11 impersonation so far.

 

[sm625]

1. The military is currently voluntary. Anyone who joins the military without knowing how it is being used ahead of time is a fool.

2. You can technically still have children if only your penis is blown off.

 

[Oyeve]

Insert dick-in-a-box joke here.

 

[FerrelGeek]

If they can truly do this, that'd be amazing. But I'd also like to see the ability to give our politicians a conscience, a brain, and a good pair of nads.