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Penis Tax - :laugh;

SKORPI0

SKORPI0

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Penis Tax


The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2004 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

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How can you even think about giving someone a "luxury" tax if you don't give them a realistic choice to not "consume" (or in this case "enjoy?") the luxury?

I think you'd find that some guys with "larger" cocks would happily trade down something more realistic because they're too intimidating and make the experience for teh women more painful in many cases.....

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
 
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