Penis Tax - :laugh;

[SKORPI0]

Penis Tax


The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

Effective January 1st, 2004 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:

10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00
8"- 10" Pole Tax.............$25.00
5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00
4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!

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[n0cmonkey]

Refund.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Shouldn't there be a pole?

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: SKORPI0
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.

:laugh:

 

[tigerbait]

now that's one tax bracket I wouldn't mind getting bumped into.

 

[Martin]

I can't afford $30

 

[yukichigai]

Jeez, I'm right between two categories. Like exactly on the mark.

Won't say which.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Martin
I can't afford $30

That's fine, you're entitled to a refund.

 

[yobarman]

/pays pole tax and keeps penis.

Damn you IRS, DAMN YOU!

 

[Cattlegod]

'write' it off.

 

[Pepsi90919]

they're called condoms.

 

[jadinolf]

Send me my refund.

 

[notfred]

This is the most retarded poll I've ever seen in my life.

 

[Armitage]

You suck @ polls

 

[Lorn]

Originally posted by: Armitage
You suck poles

Fixed.

 

[Specop 007]

Damnit, more capital gains taxes.

 

[acemcmac]

How can you even think about giving someone a "luxury" tax if you don't give them a realistic choice to not "consume" (or in this case "enjoy?") the luxury?

I think you'd find that some guys with "larger" cocks would happily trade down something more realistic because they're too intimidating and make the experience for teh women more painful in many cases.....

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[DurocShark]

Dam luxury taxes... :|