Penelope Cruz is dating the crazy dude from No Country..

sdifox

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Penelope is yummy... I am happy jhill doesn't like her, one less competitor (albeit not much of one)
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: sdifox
Penelope is yummy... I am happy jhill doesn't like her, one less competitor (albeit not much of one)

He's just playing hard to get . . . wait for it, waaaait for it . . . and you're not getting it at all. :p

 

sdifox

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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: sdifox
Penelope is yummy... I am happy jhill doesn't like her, one less competitor (albeit not much of one)

He's just playing hard to get . . . wait for it, waaaait for it . . . and you're not getting it at all. :p

lol my chance with her approaches 0. That's what dreams are for. I do speak Spanish so it improves my chances, a little.
 

Jeeebus

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someone needs to photoshop that idiotic contraption he always carried around into his hand.
 

XZeroII

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Don't worry about it. Once she discovers that this guy is nuts, she'll give you a call.
 

mooglemania85

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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Don't worry about it. Once she discovers that this guy is nuts, she'll give you a call.

She let Tom Cruise park his motorcycle in her garage for ~3-4 years. She's either a little bit crazy herself or a bit slow on the take.
 
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Originally posted by: torpid
Who HASN'T Penelope Cruz dated?

Ehhh, me?

;)



True, she gets around but hey, she's got the goods to turn any guy into a drooling bag of meat in a nano second.
 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Originally posted by: XZeroII
Don't worry about it. Once she discovers that this guy is nuts, she'll give you a call.

She let Tom Cruise park his motorcycle in her garage for ~3-4 years. She's either a little bit crazy herself or a bit slow on the take.

:laugh:
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: torpid
Who HASN'T Penelope Cruz dated?

Ehhh, me?

;)



True, she gets around but hey, she's got the goods to turn any guy into a drooling bag of meat in a nano second.

most hot women have many partners...they just don't take about them nor have their lives under a magnifying glass like a celebrity.