Pelican versus Pigeon

[SagaLore]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a...Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5

Awww, poor birdy.

 

[acemcmac]

Fvck pigeons. They need more natural predators.

 

[FoBoT]

that is the circle of life
large predators eat smaller animals, nothing to be sad about

 

[fbrdphreak]

:Q Fvckin' crazy

 

[I Saw OJ]

Ya, poor birdy, the pelican is gonna die now because it just ate a rat with wings.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Good, I hate pigeons. Fvcking sky rats. I like shooting them off my roof with a pellet gun.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Soon the mutant pelicans will be eating the babies at the park.

 

[SagaLore]

If I could choose between wiping out crows or pigeons, I'd wipe out the crows. Pigeons are cute!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
If I could choose between wiping out crows or pigeons, I'd wipe out the crows. Pigeons are cute!

Depends on where you live I guess. Around here pigeons are a scourge. They nest in the eves of our homes and crap all over our roofs. It has cost me money to keep these pests from nesting in and around my house.

The only good pigeon is a dead pigeon. I hate the filthy mutherfvckers. I've personally killed a few of them. :evil:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Pwned.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: SagaLore
If I could choose between wiping out crows or pigeons, I'd wipe out the crows. Pigeons are cute!

Depends on where you live I guess. Around here pigeons are a scourge. They nest in the eves of our homes and crap all over our roofs. It has cost me money to keep these pests from nesting in and around my house.

The only good pigeon is a dead pigeon. I hate the filthy mutherfvckers. I've personally killed a few of them. :evil:

The only reason the pigeons are thriving because people are so messy. They leave food and trash all over the place. If we instantly wiped out pigeons, we'd have an even worse breakout of rats!

 

[Miramonti]

Sounds like some people would rather they stick to delivering babies.

 

[aircooled]

You would think that would hurt the pelican stomach of it was still alive when swallowed.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: aircooled
You would think that would hurt the pelican stomach of it was still alive when swallowed.

The pigeon was still alive when it reached the pelican's stomach, he said

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: jjsole
Sounds like some people would rather they stick to delivering babies.

Pelicans don't deliver babies. You're thinking of a stork. :laugh:

 

[Baked]

That's what you get for being lower in the food chain.

 

[Hammerhead]

Seagulls are the worst!
I saw a lady in a grocery store parking lot attacked by a mob of seagulls.
You won't see any around anywhere...but once you drop a pice of bread on the ground it turns into a feeding frenzy.
It's like they're hiding, waiting, and watching.

 

[CollectiveUnconscious]

Passenger pigeons were cool...stupid expansionism.

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: jjsole
Sounds like some people would rather they stick to delivering babies.

Pelicans don't deliver babies. You're thinking of a stork. :laugh:

My bad, its just they often look so similar when in nurses outfits.

 

[preslove]

I'd like to see a pelican try to do that to a mocking bird. That pelican would get fvcked the fvck up.

 

[BoomerD]

Nutin' like a nice squab for lunch...

 

[Wag]

I saw a gull pick a duckling out of the water once.