Pedoguard device idea, Think VK test for Pedophiles

Hugo Drax

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Such technology should be possible, a Voight Kampff type technology to detect Pedophiles and cull them from jobs that involve working with children (ie: Teachers,priests etc..)

The way this technology would work would be simple. It would be a video screen the subject would sit in front of, an eye tracking device would measure response to images on the screen (ie where the subject is tracking with his eyes, pupil activity etc..)

A blood pressure cuff and a special cuff on the penis to measure bloodflow/temperature.

A Heartrate monitor.

A thermal imager.

The way the test would function would be the subject is asked questions and then shown a bunch of random imagery and movies. The computer would track all the data and response activity by the subject.

Certain imagery/videos would be randomly displayed that is expected of cause a response in the subject if they are a pedophile. (non porn imagery)

If a positive response is detected and confirmed, the subject could then be rated in a spectrum of pedophilia risk to children from 0 to 100.


Schools and churches,summer camps,etc.. could advertise a "Pedoguard certified staff"

"Protect your children, insist on a Pedogard certified staff."
 

FoBoT

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lets just skip a few steps and go straight to carousel
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"Protect your children, insist on a Pedogard certified staff."

Interesting. Can I can MY staff certified for use?
 

mnewsham

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Well, you're still in school, no? They should be to you.

college, but yeah.

Where is Boomer when you need him? :colbert:

Kidding, but seriously even 25+ men will find 13-17 attractive because that is when women start to develop they dont change all that much once they hit 18 :p
 
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The moment someone wraps something around my penis I guarantee it will get hard.

How about if it was wrapped with Rom Jeremy's flaccid penis
How about if it was wrapped with the foreskin of the guy with the worlds largest penis
How about a tentacle from a male Japanese tentacle monster?
 

SlitheryDee

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How about if it was wrapped with Rom Jeremy's flaccid penis
How about if it was wrapped with the foreskin of the guy with the worlds largest penis
How about a tentacle from a male Japanese tentacle monster?

Doesn't matter. Some of those things would probably be slick and wet feeling, which would make it get hard even faster.
 

Joseph F

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How will this stop those sleazy, adulterous, 30-something female teachers from fucking our poor, helpless 17 year-old boys? :p
 

Howard

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How is this any different from straight male bodyguards working with female clients?
 

Hugo Drax

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How will this stop those sleazy, adulterous, 30-something female teachers from fucking our poor, helpless 17 year-old boys? :p

Not much of a concern right now in terms of the concept of Pedoguard. :biggrin: