Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

BeauJangles

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I don't know what these idiots expect. Do they want a mouse to pop out of the peanut butter jar? The reality may even be that life emerged in a peanut butter jar, but someone probably ate it.
 

SSSnail

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WHAT? NO NEW LIFE? I've been jacked.

Edit: Keep in mind, they did this experiment over a million times over a hundred years. NEVER ONCE did they find new life. HALLELUJAH!!!! SAVE ME.
 

BeauJangles

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Originally posted by: JackBurton
The REAL joke is, I have to share the planet with these retards.

Joke's on you, me, and most every other well-educated individual.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: JackBurton
The REAL joke is, I have to share the planet with these retards.

QFMFT :thumbsup:

It's really a shame that they're breeding and creating more idiots though.
 

SSSnail

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Originally posted by: JackBurton
Originally posted by: Jhill
WTF? Was that sarcasm?

Oh no, it definitely isn't sarcasm. Have you heard of the Banana Theory. And yes, ANOTHER Atheist nightmare.

As someone commented on the vid, therein that video lies the proof that we homo sapiens evolved from apes. Apes loves banana, gawd created banana for apes, banana fits hand. Come on, you can't say that's undeniable proofs. Evolutionists, unite!
 

legoman666

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After watching that vid, I want to watch Gigli, Day After Tomorrow and Glitter. Someone put me out of my misery.
 

Idontcare

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Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
Put the Banana in the Peanut Butter. In and out, in and out, in and out...

You're making jesus angry.

Even Jesus had Mary's pussy wrapped around his head. (vaginal birth)
 

Jeff7

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The heck, is Youtube down for anyone? It just says, "Http/1.1 Service Unavailable." That's a new one.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: Idontcare
Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
Put the Banana in the Peanut Butter. In and out, in and out, in and out...

You're making jesus angry.

Even Jesus had Mary's pussy wrapped around his head. (vaginal birth)

Why? Because I can.



Edit: Yes, I posted twice because I seriously forgot that I had already posted in this thread. I think the flash chip in my short term memory is past its 100,000 read/write cycle limit.



Ok, Youtube is back.

:laugh: Good stuff. Those folk obviously don't have a clue about how this stuff works. Now my brain hurts. There go more precious brain cells. I wish I had a suicide hotline for my neurons, they're so very prone to it, and it kind of upsets the surrounding cells.

Star Trek would have sucked if this was possible. To see out new life and new civilizations. In aisle 10 of your local grocery store!


Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
Put the Banana in the Peanut Butter. In and out, in and out, in and out...
But the food industry is counting on that, no matter how many times you do that, nothing's ever going to squirt out of the banana. CONVERT!
 

Phokus

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You know, somewhere out there, someone was convinced that evolution is false based on this video.