Originally posted by: mugs
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
BANANA! BANANA! BANANA!
Makes more sense than that video.
These people are morons, as many here have determined. Life would have taken hold over MILLIONS of years! It's right up there with the "airplane made from a tornado in a junkyard" nonsense.
Originally posted by: eits
jesus, i've got a serious peanut butter and banana sandwich jones right now...
Resist it! Satan is coercing you to destroy God's proof of His existence!
Originally posted by: tenshodo13
What next, "Sliced Bread, An Atheists Nightmare"?
No, far from it. That's the atheists wet dream.
Originally posted by: Auggie
We can never really prove if God exists, and we can never prove scientific theories that attempt to explain events that happened 5 billion years ago
I don't think believers WANT God's existence to be proven - then they would not have to rely on faith, which is what the religion seems to be based on. With proof, what need is there for faith?
Originally posted by: bum
Okay then, I have a question for you. Where did God come from? Whoops, got a problem now, huh?
It's ok to say that God always existed. As soon as anyone tries to say that the Universe always existed in some form, or that time itself also erupted from the Big Bang singularity along with space and energy, well now, that just can't be so.
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Notice the way the cow has an anus for easy electrocution. It has lots of delicious meat and milk inside, and it even has an udder that can be worn as a hat on silly hat day. It comes with a cowbell that lets us know when earthquakes are happening.
Isn't God wonderful?
I. Don't. Even. Want. To know.

More cowbell.
Originally posted by: slugg
Being narrow minded is the quickest path to failure. Being narrow minded with life itself isn't a good idea is it?
And if these people really want to attack evolution, they need to keep in mind that all you need to argue against the bible is... the bible.
And in their minds, all they need to prove that the bible is true is... the bible, because it says it's true.
I'll try that on my calculus test today - I'll just write on the test, "The answers on this test are entirely correct. God says so." That's what the "proof" in the Bible amounts to - it says it's true because statements in the book say that God says so.
For some reason, I doubt that I'll get a 100% on the test.
And finally, I'm coming to the conclusion that the vast majority of the population has only a very minimal understanding of the basics of science, and also cannot fathom things like "millions of years," and just how much time that really is. The video talks about our scientists being unable to replicate abiogenesis in a lab. Let's see, how long have we been working on the problem? Several decades? How long did nature have after Earth's initial formation? Maybe a few hundred million years? Nature had
slightly more time for R&D, and a much much larger laboratory with much higher energy inputs, and an enourmous budget. Now they seriously expect scientists to be able to reverse engineer the past 4 billion years worth of nature's work in a few decades?