Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!

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eits

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: eits
omg... wtf? "life from non-life apart from God's direct intervention is a fairy tale. but, dispite that obvious truth..."

hahahaha stfu and quit giving christians a bad name... jesus christ.

Arguing for Christians, and then using the Lords name in vain, anyone else see irony in this?

i believe that taking the lord's name in vein is when you claim to believe in him and throw his name around to dupe people into thinking you do...
Since when was "the lord's name" a drug, and why would anybody want to take it intravenously?

nice catch. fixed it.
 
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Why can't creationists just stick to saying "it's all a matter of faith" rather than come up with junk explanations that only hurt their credibility?
 

Bateluer

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Why can't creationists just stick to saying "it's all a matter of faith" rather than come up with junk explanations that only hurt their credibility?

Because that argument falters in the face of scientific evidence.
 

Strk

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Why can't creationists just stick to saying "it's all a matter of faith" rather than come up with junk explanations that only hurt their credibility?

They figure the rest of us will get so bored disproving their points every time that we'll just give up and agree with them -- or something like that.
 

eits

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: eits
jesus, i've got a serious peanut butter and banana sandwich jones right now...

Dammit, me too.

just made and ate one... so good. i actually drove out to the grocery store for some bananas just to make the sandwich. lightly toasted bread... so good.
 

Alienwho

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I was waiting for a some crazy "life form" to jump out of the peanut butter and scare him to death the second he opened it. Man that would have rocked.
 

rivan

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Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
Not the best logic in there really at all. Shame that they use that as an example.

But I agree on one thing with them: life can't just "happen" by itself, at all. We can't have just evolved. From what? Sludge, ok, where'd that come from? Had to come from someplace. Oh, it has always been there? OK, then what caused it to start evolving? Every effect has to have a cause, does it not? Oh, the big bang. What caused the big bang?

And so far I've never gotten an answer to that last question except "shut up" lol :p

While this will obviously run the risk of turning this into a P&N discussion - I (an evolutionist) have always turned the question back on the asker. If you're so stuck to your guns that everything needs a cause I can explain to you, you please explain what caused God and I'll get you any answers you want. If you can fall back to "always has been and always will be" why can't I?
 

rivan

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Originally posted by: Alienwho
I was waiting for a some crazy "life form" to jump out of the peanut butter and scare him to death the second he opened it. Man that would have rocked.

Alien: BOO!
Falwell: AACK!

:laugh:
 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: bum
Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
Not the best logic in there really at all. Shame that they use that as an example.

But I agree on one thing with them: life can't just "happen" by itself, at all. We can't have just evolved. From what? Sludge, ok, where'd that come from? Had to come from someplace. Oh, it has always been there? OK, then what caused it to start evolving? Every effect has to have a cause, does it not? Oh, the big bang. What caused the big bang?

And so far I've never gotten an answer to that last question except "shut up" lol :p

Okay then, I have a question for you. Where did God come from? Whoops, got a problem now, huh?
He came from himself. How bout that Mr Smartass?
Originally posted by: Bateluer
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Why can't creationists just stick to saying "it's all a matter of faith" rather than come up with junk explanations that only hurt their credibility?

Because that argument falters in the face of scientific evidence.

I find your lack of faith disturbing...
 

Auggie

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I think a slightly more sophisticated way of stating the answer to your question, bum, is that God supercedes our perceived reality, so to continually regress further and further with questions of "so what caused that? something before it? so what caused that...?" to the Nth degree doesn't even really make sense. If God exists above and outside of our perceived reality, he also exists above and outside of time and space and other mere physical constants and material constraints.

So, from the perspective of man, who is locked in a one-way trip through space and time, asking what came before God makes as much sense as asking how yellow a mile is.
 

wetcat007

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lol that's a terrible argument with the peanut butter. When have scientists ever said that life was created in a span of about two months inside a jar of highly processed peanut butter. With the banana one he at least brings up something that I've never known about banana's however I don't see what that proves, this could be from simple chance, or it could have just as easily been caused by evolution.
 

Chaotic42

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Notice the way the cow has an anus for easy electrocution. It has lots of delicious meat and milk inside, and it even has an udder that can be worn as a hat on silly hat day. It comes with a cowbell that lets us know when earthquakes are happening.

Isn't God wonderful?
 

judasmachine

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Whiskey
Tango
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We need a doctor well versed in lobotomies, stat!

Why did they use a fruit popular with primates? Hmmm?
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: Descartes
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: eits
omg... wtf? "life from non-life apart from God's direct intervention is a fairy tale. but, dispite that obvious truth..."

hahahaha stfu and quit giving christians a bad name... jesus christ.

Arguing for Christians, and then using the Lords name in vain, anyone else see irony in this?

i believe that taking the lord's name in vein is when you claim to believe in him and throw his name around to dupe people into thinking you do...
Since when was "the lord's name" a drug, and why would anybody want to take it intravenously?

Maybe you were being funny, but he said dupe, not dope :D
But he's taking it in vein.

EDIT: Wow, eits friggin edited it out. "vain" used to be "vein". The joke got owned :(
 

Cerpin Taxt

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Originally posted by: Auggie
I think a slightly more sophisticated way of stating the answer to your question, bum, is that God supercedes our perceived reality, so to continually regress further and further with questions of "so what caused that? something before it? so what caused that...?" to the Nth degree doesn't even really make sense. If God exists above and outside of our perceived reality, he also exists above and outside of time and space and other mere physical constants and material constraints.

So, from the perspective of man, who is locked in a one-way trip through space and time, asking what came before God makes as much sense as asking how yellow a mile is.

The point really is that apologists using this defense are guilty of special pleading on behalf of their God. If they can concede that something can exist uncaused, there's no reason why the universe itself cannot be that thing. After all, we do not observe a beginning of the universe. Why should we suppose that there is one?
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
Not the best logic in there really at all. Shame that they use that as an example.

But I agree on one thing with them: life can't just "happen" by itself, at all. We can't have just evolved. From what? Sludge, ok, where'd that come from? Had to come from someplace. Oh, it has always been there? OK, then what caused it to start evolving? Every effect has to have a cause, does it not? Oh, the big bang. What caused the big bang?

And so far I've never gotten an answer to that last question except "shut up" lol :p

"We don't know yet" is a perfectly valid answer.
 

slugg

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Being narrow minded is the quickest path to failure. Being narrow minded with life itself isn't a good idea is it?

And if these people really want to attack evolution, they need to keep in mind that all you need to argue against the bible is... the bible.
 

Jawo

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That logic is useless! Thats like going back to the experiements Louis Pasture did 150 years ago! He must not understand how to make an sound argument!

He should go read Decartes writings (especially the one that God exists)! Now THATS and argument
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: mugs
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
BANANA! BANANA! BANANA!
Makes more sense than that video.
These people are morons, as many here have determined. Life would have taken hold over MILLIONS of years! It's right up there with the "airplane made from a tornado in a junkyard" nonsense.


Originally posted by: eits
jesus, i've got a serious peanut butter and banana sandwich jones right now...
Resist it! Satan is coercing you to destroy God's proof of His existence!

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
What next, "Sliced Bread, An Atheists Nightmare"?
No, far from it. That's the atheists wet dream.


Originally posted by: Auggie
We can never really prove if God exists, and we can never prove scientific theories that attempt to explain events that happened 5 billion years ago
I don't think believers WANT God's existence to be proven - then they would not have to rely on faith, which is what the religion seems to be based on. With proof, what need is there for faith?


Originally posted by: bum
Okay then, I have a question for you. Where did God come from? Whoops, got a problem now, huh?
It's ok to say that God always existed. As soon as anyone tries to say that the Universe always existed in some form, or that time itself also erupted from the Big Bang singularity along with space and energy, well now, that just can't be so.


Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Notice the way the cow has an anus for easy electrocution. It has lots of delicious meat and milk inside, and it even has an udder that can be worn as a hat on silly hat day. It comes with a cowbell that lets us know when earthquakes are happening.

Isn't God wonderful?
I. Don't. Even. Want. To know.:confused:
More cowbell.


Originally posted by: slugg
Being narrow minded is the quickest path to failure. Being narrow minded with life itself isn't a good idea is it?

And if these people really want to attack evolution, they need to keep in mind that all you need to argue against the bible is... the bible.
And in their minds, all they need to prove that the bible is true is... the bible, because it says it's true.
I'll try that on my calculus test today - I'll just write on the test, "The answers on this test are entirely correct. God says so." That's what the "proof" in the Bible amounts to - it says it's true because statements in the book say that God says so.
For some reason, I doubt that I'll get a 100% on the test.



And finally, I'm coming to the conclusion that the vast majority of the population has only a very minimal understanding of the basics of science, and also cannot fathom things like "millions of years," and just how much time that really is. The video talks about our scientists being unable to replicate abiogenesis in a lab. Let's see, how long have we been working on the problem? Several decades? How long did nature have after Earth's initial formation? Maybe a few hundred million years? Nature had slightly more time for R&D, and a much much larger laboratory with much higher energy inputs, and an enourmous budget. Now they seriously expect scientists to be able to reverse engineer the past 4 billion years worth of nature's work in a few decades?
 

Juddog

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This video is pure retardation. As mentioned above, evolution doesn't cover the creation of life out of inorganic matter - that is the field of abiogenesis. The people making this video don't even grasp the basic tenets of evolution.
 

Juddog

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Shouldn't God be in the jar of peanut butter, or does he not exist?

God came from out of the TV and went into the peanut butter: problem solved. :D