"Michael.....Bolton?"
"Bolton"
"Are you two related?"
"No, just have the same name"
"You know, having the same name as him isn't all that bad, at least they can pronounce it."
"Yeah, well, it wasn't all that bad until I was about 12 and that no talent ass clown got popular."
...or something like that, been about two weeks since I've seen it.
P.S. let's see how long this thread goes before someone asks what movie these are from, then we'll call him a moron!