JP is great, he really nails this stuff with great humour.
Closed my PP account as soon as I found out about this. The redaction was a joke, the fact that it was on the table was enough for me. They were making it very hard to do though, I had to trick them into it. The chat was useless, and the web interface would not let me do anything, so I called them. I said I switched banks and need to delete my accounts so I can add the new ones. Long story short they did something to my account to allow me to delete my accounts, and once I was able to do that, it let me delete the account outright.
I used PP mostly when I was running my game server, as I had a donation system where people can donate towards the server and the IPN system allowed me to give in-game prizes for donating. I also run a top site list which had a donate button on it. I don't run my game server anymore and I can live without the donations from the top site list so I just got rid of it and even put a little blurb on the site to inform users of why the account is deleted.
There's probably alternatives but I have not really looked into them. One issue may arrise when you run into a site that only accepts Paypal, but I think they will quickly realize that's a bad idea. It's a good idea to find a way to accept credit cards directly these days really. No need for a middle man, other than CC company.
Read the CoinBeauroe piece about Circle and CBDC. They've apparently got them nearly ready to go. Friend told me that money in these accounts has expiration dates, so that you're not allowed to save money any more, under their new scheme.
Yeah that's scary shit right there, this is why we have to reject cashless society and Digital ID. They will both tie together.