Paulson For President!

[BlkDragon6]

Gore? Naah.. Bush? Hello no..

Well, how about.... Paulson! Yes you heard me right.. Paulson!

The only candidate that might have a chance if every anandtech member walks into the voting booth completely hammered!

Put the country in safe hands... Paulson's hands!





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[Swag1138]

Sorry, my vote is reserved for Thomas J. Kickass.

 

[ltk007]

Umm, you have to be 35. Even though Paulson might be on the same intelectual level as say, bush, he's so damn ugly that I couldn't stand to see his face that often anyway.


Like Swag said, Thomas J. Kickass.

 

[Chooie]

Well, if he was 3x older, then he would be eligible... but still, it's a resounding NO.

 

[Jokersmoker]

For a minute there I thought you were taklking about Pat Paulson(from the Smothers Brothers)
Jokersmoker

 

[Yeeny]

I say vote for your first woman president! Vote ltk007, she will do the job that needs to be done!

 

[Robert01]

He would be shot.

 

[ltk007]

Its all in good fun P. Plus this gives you a chance to show off your flaming skills.

 

[BlkDragon6]

While ltk007 may seem like morally sound person at first, let's look at the facts...

ltk007 stole a cookie from her mommy when she was 5 years old..

ltk007 actually thought in a period of her life that a fictionous character known as "Santa Claus" actually existed..

ltk007 thinks she created the internet..

ltk007 sucks her thumb when no one is looking..

ltk007.. EXPOSED..

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[ltk007]

Just so you guys don't get confused, I'm really a he.

 

[BlkDragon6]

ltk007 is really a HE!

ltk007.. EXPOSED.


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[syber321]

Well, now that I've heard what BlkDragon6 said...there's no way I'm voting for ltk007, heh heh

 

[Yeeny]

ltk007.. EXPOSED..

You told me that was just for art class ltk007. You lied to me? Thats it, Paulson gets my vote!

 

[Swag1138]

But lets look at Paulson:

Paulson is only 14

Paulson is a well know nef among certain circles.

Paulson does crack (rc5 :disgust: )

Paulson doesnt think its "cool" to be a monkey



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[EDIT]Paulson, all in fun my friend [/EDIT]

[EDIT 2]Stupid symbols :| [/EDIT 2]

 

[ltk007]

<< While ltk007 may seem like morally sound person at first, let's look at the facts... >>


The Facts mean nothing. Its all just an illusion created by a complex system of computers that the government controls. I promise to shut down these computers and restore the hellish thing that some call reality and give it back to the people!!


<< ltk007 stole a cookie from her mommy when she was 5 years old.. >>


I did not steal that cookie. It was my sister, and she has signed an affidavit to that effect.


<< ltk007 actually thought in a period of her life that a fictionous character known as &quot;Santa Claus&quot; actually existed.. >>


Santa Claus does exist, and you can't prove otherwise. I also call him Red Dawn.


<< ltk007 thinks she created the internet.. >>


I didn't create the internet, I just made it worth going on. What did I do you say? I have entertained litterally 10s of 1s on AIM.


<< ltk007 sucks her thumb when no one is looking.. >>


If no one is looking, how can you tell?


<< ltk007.. EXPOSED.. >>


I did not expose myself to that woman!


<< ltk007 is really a HE! >>


I will admit to that, but only since 1995.

 

[BlkDragon6]

Actually, it's something about your name that I couldn't help but post my idea.. I think it came to me in a dream.

Just something about that name.. Paul... son.. pppaauuulll.. son.

Although I have a hard time arguing with the idea of having a president with the name &quot;Kickass&quot;.. maybe I'll reform my platform.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

okay, I thought that the Constitution labeled Presidential candidates as having to be atleast 35. Not just 3x.

I'm not even going to acknowledge the other parts of this thread. That's just plain dumb.










Now I know how nuts end up in wine presses. *ooh, the agony*

 

[BlkDragon6]

Hey now, I'm not slamming you, I actually like your name.

This is good practice for the presidential debates.. just make sure to keep that fire of anger going for when ya need to blast the opponents.

 

[ltk007]

I have decided to create a new party, the kickass party. I'll be accepting questions on the kickass party's stance on the &quot;issues&quot; further in this thread. I'm considering three running mates. I'm confident that if I asked Thomas J. Kickass, AMDjunkie, or Girlfriday they would accept my offer to be my running mate. I will make the decision within the next 48 hours.

 

[KingHam]

If Paulson ran for President then the campaign would get negative rather quickly.

KingHam

 

[Swag1138]

Thomas J. Kickass for President. He has no stance on the issues. He dosent care what happens to your money. But how can you vote against somone named Kickass?

Just imagine:

*dramatization*

President Kickass: Stop being a dictator, Castro!

Castro: No, Presidente Kickass!

President Kickass: Stop now, or else!!!

Castro: Oh, I cannot stand against a president named Kickass. I agree to step down as el presidente of Cuba!

*/dramatization*

Or even

*Dramatization*

Saddam Hussein: Hahahaha, I will blow america up!

President Kickass: If you think THAT Hussein, you must be INsane!

Saddam Hussein: Aaahhh, it is president Kickass! I GIVE UP!

*/Dramatization*

Clearly, you have no choice, but if you are still undecided, look at this.

*Dramatization*

President Bush: Uhh...Stop mr fiddle. Japan has been under your control too long.

Castro: You stupide american, I will blow up your country!

(america is blown up)

*/Dramatization*

And if THAT dosent scare you, then this will

*Dramatization*

Saddam Hussein: Hahaha, I will blow up America!

Gore: I think that you should stop, I invented the internet!

Saddam Hussein: You are stupid, american pig!

(america is blown up)
*/dramatization*

Kickass, the only real choice!

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[BlkDragon6]

I'm picturing President Kickass much like Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Shaft. I mean.. come on, wouldn't it be cool to have a president named President Kickass that acted like Shaft? I don't think I need to say anything more.

 

[DanC]

I must admit, that if the only choice were &quot;the man who invented the internet, the dog, and squash... the only human being to ever sleep with ANYTHING named 'Tipper'....&quot;

My vote would be Paulson.

Of course, there is another option.

 

[Mday]

um...

no comment.

 

[BlkDragon6]

I'm sorry paulson, but I might have to change my support for presidential candidates. Thomas J. Kickass is sounding more and more of an attractive choice. I mean come on, he loves Dvd's!

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