Patti Labelle gets to first base with Jessica Simpson.

[warcrow]

hook it up!

and

One more...

 

[Zim Hosein]

<-- Wishes he was Patti Labelle's hand!

 

[warcrow]

<-- Wishes he was Jessica's bra.

 

[SSP]

:Q

Here comes a collective *boink* from every ATOT geek.

 

[Hubris]

Uhhh...that's second base there, Sparky.

 

[kag]

I wish I were Nick Lachey for a night

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: Hubris
Uhhh...that's second base there, Sparky.

whatever....just stare at her clevage and forget the logistics!

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: kag
I wish I were Nick Lachey for a night

OMG me too...I'd so PWN all the karaoke bars around here!! I'd be out singing all nite!

 

[FrancesBeansRevenge]

Oh god how I wish I were Jessica's breast so that I may blessed enough to touch Patti's hand!

 

[Anubis]

<- doesnt care, her hotness doesnt make up for how stupid shs is

 

[Scarpozzi]

Jessica Simpson smells like chicken of the sea.

 

[imported_Pablo]

lol Frances

 

[FrancesBeansRevenge]

Originally posted by: Anubis
<- doesnt care, her hotness doesnt make up for how stupid shs is

Yes it does.

Jessica would be the perfect sex partner... you simply bang her then put her in the closet with a bag over her head so she thinks it's night and will go to sleep and then you have plenty of time to spend with your wife/girlfriend.

 

[warcrow]

Originally posted by: FrancesBeansRevenge

Originally posted by: Anubis
<- doesnt care, her hotness doesnt make up for how stupid shs is

Yes it does.

Jessica would be the perfect sex partner... you simply bang her then put her in the closet with a bag over her head so she thinks it's night and will go to sleep and then you have plenty of time to spend with your wife/girlfriend.

Thats a pretty well thought out plan, this isnt your first time entertaining this thought, is it, sir!

 

[shimsham]

no butt-chins

 

[Ogg]

Hit it Patti!!:shocked: