It's my money. I'm just getting it back.
Winning.
I highly doubt you pay in taxes what your wife makes in total compensation, including future pension payments.
In fact, if that were the truth, we could estimate your wife makes $60,000/yr in salary, probably 1/3 more in benefits, or $80,000/yr. I think you live in KY, where the state income tax is 6% for 75k+ (since you're a baller, we'll say you make over 75k). 80,000/6% = 1,333,333.33.
So, either you make $1.33mm/yr, or you're a fucking hypocrite. Either way, we know you are a liar AND a hypocrite, you leach on society.