Patrick Stewart to be poop emoji in Emoji movie


Sep 6, 2000
Because I suppose "Ow my balls" was already taken by Idiocracy someone in Hollywood evidently felt the need to greenlight "The Emoji Movie." Hope the man is getting paid well for his work.

claimed actor and international treasure Sir Patrick Stewart has played some pretty iconic roles over the years, from Shakespeare characters to Star Trek’s Captain Picard and X-Men’s Professor Charles Xavier. Now, the accomplished Stewart can add a new role to his lengthy resume: poop.

That’s right: Sony Pictures Animation has announced that Stewart is set to voice the poop emoji in the upcoming Emoji Movie. Exact character details have yet to be announced, but Stewart’s emoji appears to be quite suave — or at least as suave as a literal piece of poop can be. </snip>