Pat Robertson just can't pull his head out of his ass....

[buck]

Just when you think the market can't handle one more surf forecaster good ole Pat comes through............


If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

Im glad i surf in the northwest.
Start waxing biatches!


link

 

[Mo0o]

why can't god just smite this bitch alraedy

 

[Amplifier]

our god is an awesome god he reigns....

 

[Shame]

Pat stole my retirement plan:

1. Move to Virginia Beach.
2. Get my TV channel.
3. Go cucko for Coca-Puffs nuts.
4. Profit.

He actually manages to pull off #4. 🙁

As a general rule of thumb, if you start hearing specific predictions from God, get yourself a script for Haldol with a side of Cogentin. 🙂

 

[ballmode]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
our god is an awesome god he reigns....

*dances to song and raises his hands up high*

 

[Slicedbread]

Its punishment for tolerance of gays, other religions and rap music- dont you remember God said he hated these things?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: Slicedbread
Its punishment for tolerance of gays, other religions and rap music- dont you remember God said he hated these things?

You forgot sex toys, and pr0n.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Shame
Pat stole my retirement plan:

1. Move to Virginia Beach.
2. Get my TV channel.
3. Go cucko for Coca-Puffs nuts.
4. Profit.

He actually manages to pull off #4. 🙁

As a general rule of thumb, if you start hearing specific predictions from God, get yourself a script for Haldol with a side of Cogentin. 🙂

lol

 

[shoegazer]

well, it certainly is possible that the pacific northwest could be hit by a tsunami because it's an active subduction zone. but, i'm doubtful of pat robertson's ability to predict earthquakes.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: Slicedbread
Its punishment for tolerance of gays, other religions and rap music- dont you remember God said he hated these things?

You forgot sex toys, and pr0n.

And child molesting priests...oh wait, god likes them.