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Paste your most excellent conversations with other AnandTechers here.

yllus

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Share yours! Here are some of my best. 🙂

On ICQ...

sully: i'd like to be able to yell "BAN!" at people i don't like in person
eakers: i'm going to start

eakers: "a differentiable function is always continuous but a continuous function is not always differentiable." think about it this way... "a hot girl is always good looking but a goodlooking girl isn't always hot"
sully: you are simultaneously the geekiest and most adorable girl i've ever met.

In the IRC channel linked in my sig...

cochese: who would win in a fight: abe lincoln or kareem abdul-jabaar
sully: Abe
sully: Who the fsck knows what's in that hat?
Windogg: Abe
sully: Oh plus he was a general
Windogg: Unless he got General Burnside
GL: well it sure as hell ain't bulletproof armour🙂

sully: What's the hot girl to fat girl friend ratio?
GL: N:1
troglodyis: what's the name of the mapsite with the aerial photos?
sully: LOL! Where did the many to one relationship come from?
GL: it's like the token black guy...just have one

sully: Xiety: "Did you (ever) consider, maybe, the thing you called Uniform Code of Military Justice and the Enlistement Contract is plain stupid?"
sully: I need to start a list of people to ban
ThaGrandCow: sully: where did you get that quote from Xiety
ThaGrandCow: I want to punch him in the face for that
sully: http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1223007
sully: He's a retard
sully: lol
sully: Last page
ThaGrandCow: of course if I punched him in the face for that comment I'd go to jail under the UCMJ
ThaGrandCow: kind of a catch 22 🙁
sully: LOL

sully: I was tailgated today, doing the speed limit, by 4 gangstas in a Toyota Echo
OREOSpeedwagon: hahah
GiLtY: LoL
Vilica: they have a spoiler?
GiLtY: asian gangstas?
sully: Black guys hunched over...it was pretty funny
OREOSpeedwagon: lol
sully: Slowed from 45 down to like 30 to piss them off
sully: Then the Nissan power kicked in and I left that Echo in TEH DUST!!!!11
OREOSpeedwagon: lolol
sully: Well really I just made a right and they went straight
dparker: yeah im on winter break, and thats why they are working me so much
OREOSpeedwagon: LMAO
GiLtY: lol

*** sully changes topic to 'Bush to make "Time's up!" speech: "You have no chance make your time!"'
johnc: no chance for survive
Windogg: All your anthrax are belong to Bush
sully: It's you!!
Windogg: Hello gentleman
johnc: all your oil are belong to us
Windogg: For great justice!
johnc: move scud for great justice
sully: hahaha
Windogg: Launch every MiG


Apologies to the people here we've made fun of. Unfortunately, that sort of thing happens all the time. 😀

My full, completely politically incorrect list of conversations like this can be found here.
 
this one comes to mind

him: Hell, why don't I introduce you to my older brother? 😛
He's like a chess-playing, slightly more buff version of me.

me: does he live far from here?

him: nope, waterloo.

me: his name isnt boring andy is it?

him: lol
Andrew
Why?

me: it would be so funny if your brother was boring andy
and now you know i call him that

him: Describe Boring Andy.

me: hes blond with glasses

him: Oh sh!t.
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More IRC goodness...

*** TonyG (~jirc@ip**-***-***-***.lu.dl.cox.net) has joined #neochat
eakers: EHHHHHHH TONY
eakers: (that was in my gino voice)

sampson: rad, that link crashed my browser in the middle of booking a flight
sampson: EXCELLENT
sampson: THANKS!
aves2k: sorry if your browser doesn't support new Internet technologies
aves2k: like JPG

sully: "All triplets in North Korea are being forcibly removed from parents after their birth and dumped in bleak orphanages."
sully: "The policy is carried out on the orders of Stalinist dictator Kim Jong-il, who has an irrational belief that a triplet could one day topple his regime."
aves2k: dude
aves2k: what a fscking nutcase
Lord Evermore: haha
GiLtY: he should be shot between the eyes
GiLtY: what kind of an idiot is he
Lord Evermore: why doesn't he just have them killed? Classic evil madman ruler syndrome: don't completely destroy the threat to you, just make an irrelevant change in their lives that is likely to turn them against you.
aves2k: lol

*** sully changes topic to 'Twinkletoes77: http://www.nice-tits.org/pics.html aves2k: nice tits'
ElFenix: those are good
sully: lol
ElFenix: wish i could take pics like that
ElFenix: you know, of tits
sully: haha
 
These aren't with ATers, they're pulled from IRC. I'm <Weng>
Note: 120 gig harddrives were brand new
<Weng> If one were to download every piece of porn on the internet, paysites and all, and remove the duplicates, how many 120 gig hard drives would he have to span?
<Cray0la> hmm
<NaiWiste> a lot
<Weng> including gay, kiddie, fetish and assorted other disgusting variations
<NaiWiste> i'de say. at least 200gb for kiddie pr0n
<Weng> only 200?
<Snickerdo> Wang: Maxtor and WD would get into a bidding war over you, that's how much.
<Weng> Cool. Time to put this 56k pipe to work

<Weng> "6. You are rated higher than 55% of the men on this site"
<Weng> My girlfriend didn't even rate me a 10 :/
<J4k3> she's settling for a 5... inch
<Weng> She's settling for a lot less than 5 inches

<Cowclops> wtf
<Weng> WTF
<NKD> WTF
<Weng> SOMEONE USES OS/2
*** ben6 has joined #athlon
<Cowclops> [Austy VERSION reply]: Internet Adventurer for OS/2 PM (Registered) : Version 1.50 : Get it from http://www.inetadv.net
<NKD> HAHAHA
<Weng> I have OS/2
<NKD> I hope to god thats a fake version reply
<Weng> But I sure as hell don't USE it
<Cowclops> I kinda hope that too
<NKD> I have OS/2
<NKD> Oh wait nm
<NKD> thats a PS/2 port
 
Vilica: gerald ford dead today
sully: Super Carolina is taking off
Vilica: at the senseless age of 83
Mill: I have a google news alert setup
Mill: it will hit my PDA if he dies
Mill: Im trying to set it up so it calls my phone
Mill: I have to be the first to post that on AT or I will off myself

sully: On a related note, Hermione from Harry Potter is getting really cute as she ages
aves2k: yes I noticed
Twinkletoes77: lol
aves2k: I've been noticing for quite some time now
Twinkletoes77: pics?
aves2k: I feel dirty
sully: Yeah so have I, I just didn't want to say it
aves2k: well now it's out in the open
aves2k: she's gonna be a hottie
sully: She's been cute since the posters for the last movie
djk: id do her any day
sully: Wonder if she'll be a star or end up in porn
sully: Ok I will say, I wouldn't do her at her current age
aves2k: well I wouldn't either
djk: ANY DAY!!!!!

MiII: I'm waiting for the Ramadan offensive in Iraq
Windogg: Get while they're anorexic!!!!
Windogg: get'em
sully: lol

nateholtrop: ok how fscked up is this
nateholtrop: i can't add/remove any programs from my add/remove programs in my control panel
eakers: i hear fire helps
 
I come when I read the title to this thread Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure popped into my head? 😕
 
sully @ home says:
"sex with kat was worth becoming homeless!"

i assure you, that is not out of context and says exactly what it means.
 
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