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last letter to Dan here, a PentiumII heatsink works quite well fanless. Of course a PII heatsink is a pretty large and long block of aluminum. But based on that, a fanless SocketA heatsink would probably work pretty well, if it was a reasonable size.
Zalman coolers are of course pretty respected. It's assuredly going to be quieter than that "orb" style blue thing. I like the description of how the high speed fan cools the chip off "faster". Of course the high speed fan also means LOUD, and that's not a lot of surface area on the heatsink. And what the hell's an IceberQ?
If you've got an old big heatsink laying around, that's the easiest, quietest option, and it's cheap-as-in-free. 30 bucks for a Zalman just feels expensive when you're trying to make an old video card last a long time, when you can possibly get a new card with similar performance for almost the same price. Just buying a cheap big heatsink would be cheaper.
That slot cooler thing is pretty much pointless unless you desperately wanted to have a manually controlled cooling fan, and you'd be better off mounting the fan on the heatsink instead of on a possibly flexy wire frame, so they could have made it even cheaper (though less compatible). It'll also still be a pretty loud cooler, to try and push enough air through a stock heatsink from an inch or so away, with a lot of airflow just getting wasted.
As for heatpipe coolers, heatpipes are WAY overused these days. They get stuck into absolutely everything, whether they're needed or not. All they really seem to do is provide a smaller amount of actual surface for heat to be conducted away to the real heatsink, in some cases. (Weld a heatpipe to a copper plate along a 1 inch scretch, and there's less surface area of the heatpipe touching the copper plate and drawing heat up to another sink than if you just had a heatsink stuck onto it.) And the entire point of using those gigantic heatpipe coolers is to NOT have to mount fans on them, certainly not THREE small, loud fans. That Kingwin unit is cheap of course, so you don't lose out much by just tossing the fans, and would probably be just as good passively cooling the chip as a plain old CPU heatsink.