Parking Ticket From God

[acemcmac]

If I get a parking ticket at a catholic college that I don't go to.... Will I go to hell for not paying it?

At my school, pretty much all they can do is hold your grades and keep you from scheduling... I doubt their situation is much different.... but I definitley would never be caught dead going to a catholic college....

And, no.... I didn't get one... but it's an eventuality with this girl I'm dating going to a catholic college

 

[FleshLight]

You better build a Cathedral to indulge yourself.

 

I got a parking ticket from the City of Ann Arbor this morning. I think I smelled a bit of marijuana residue on it. Damn hippies.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Dating a girl at a catholic college? Isn't it a little late to be concerned about hell when you've already got one foot in the door?

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Dating a girl at a catholic college? Isn't it a little late to be concerned about hell when you've already got one foot in the door?

hey, it's her roomates that need breaking in... not her....

At least they're all very open minded on this 95% female campus :beer: :beer:

 

[no0b]

Depends on the school. At my catholic school I believe it will be treated like a normal ticket. You will get a bigger bill in the mail if you don't pay it. If you have outstanding tickets they will boot your car. If its been there for awhile they will tow it away.

 

[Thegonagle]

She's the one who should be concerned about going to hell. In fact she probably worries about going to hell from eating that hamburger during Lent every time she has pre-maritial sex with you.

 

[NogginBoink]

I'll just be boring and state the obvious: you could find visitor spaces to park in.

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: Thegonagle
She's the one who should be concerned about going to hell. In fact she probably worries about going to hell from eating that hamburger during Lent every time she has pre-maritial sex with you.

Not to mention all that concentrated evil coming out the back end.

^
Say where it is from and get a prize.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
At least they're all very open minded on this 95% female campus :beer: :beer:

Wow, I would convert if I could be in the other 5%!

 

[thomsbrain]

well you better pay it if you want to keep parking there. otherwise they're gonna get super pissed when they go to write the next one and see you have an outstanding ticket. and god will smite you with his mighty tow-truck.

 

[zzzz]

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: Thegonagle
She's the one who should be concerned about going to hell. In fact she probably worries about going to hell from eating that hamburger during Lent every time she has pre-maritial sex with you.

Not to mention all that concentrated evil coming out the back end.

^
Say where it is from and get a prize.

what do I win? (FG)

 

[Cobalt]

PM me the answer and find out.