Parking lot rant: Leave sideview mirrors the way you find them

[Nitemare]

spawned from this thread

If your elephantine hips are too wide to get between the 2-3 foot clearance between 2 cars and you knock the sideview mirror so that it is looking forward...please take a second out of your busy day and put the mirror back the way you found it.

 

[OutHouse]

why, its still going to be out of alignment...

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Citrix
why, its still going to be out of alignment...

Not on my Accord, just push it back and it pops back into place.

This happens at least once a week

 

[zixxer]

This is why I enjoy my alarm. When some fatty knocks into my car the alarm starts blaring and everyone stares at the fatty.

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: se7enty7
This is why I enjoy my alarm. When some fatty knocks into my car the alarm starts blaring and everyone stares at the fatty.

I've got a pager system on my car, so I've actually caught a few kids knocking mirrors and whatnot. Stupid peoples ba5tard kids :|

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: se7enty7
This is why I enjoy my alarm. When some fatty knocks into my car the alarm starts blaring and everyone stares at the fatty.

Whoa wait a minute there, what about you skinnies who can't park and park 1 1/2 foot away from our vehichles driver side door.

Once someone did that to me in a nice Cadillac SUV, and I side stepped with my belt buckle scraping their car all the way down the side ( a nice texas style belt buckle ), got my car door open, rolled down my window, and used their running board to help me crawl in through my window, dukes of hazard style. . . . I'm 6'4 and 260 pounds - not a 'fatty', but a guy of substantial portions. . .

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: buyer262000

Originally posted by: se7enty7
This is why I enjoy my alarm. When some fatty knocks into my car the alarm starts blaring and everyone stares at the fatty.

Whoa wait a minute there, what about you skinnies who can't park and park 1 1/2 foot away from our vehichles driver side door.

Once someone did that to me in a nice Cadillac SUV, and I side stepped with my belt buckle scraping their car all the way down the side ( a nice texas style belt buckle ), got my car door open, rolled down my window, and used their running board to help me crawl in through my window, dukes of hazard style. . . . I'm 6'4 and 260 pounds - not a 'fatty', but a guy of substantial portions. . .

Real mature...

 

[lancestorm]

Originally posted by: buyer262000

Originally posted by: se7enty7
This is why I enjoy my alarm. When some fatty knocks into my car the alarm starts blaring and everyone stares at the fatty.

Whoa wait a minute there, what about you skinnies who can't park and park 1 1/2 foot away from our vehichles driver side door.

Once someone did that to me in a nice Cadillac SUV, and I side stepped with my belt buckle scraping their car all the way down the side ( a nice texas style belt buckle ), got my car door open, rolled down my window, and used their running board to help me crawl in through my window, dukes of hazard style. . . . I'm 6'4 and 260 pounds - not a 'fatty', but a guy of substantial portions. . .

You couldn't get in from the other side?

 

[gsaldivar]

Once someone did that to me in a nice Cadillac SUV, and I side stepped with my belt buckle scraping their car all the way down the side ( a nice texas style belt buckle ), got my car door open, rolled down my window, and used their running board to help me crawl in through my window, dukes of hazard style. . . . I'm 6'4 and 260 pounds - not a 'fatty', but a guy of substantial portions. . .

You dumbass.
:|

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: buyer262000

Originally posted by: se7enty7
This is why I enjoy my alarm. When some fatty knocks into my car the alarm starts blaring and everyone stares at the fatty.

Whoa wait a minute there, what about you skinnies who can't park and park 1 1/2 foot away from our vehichles driver side door.

Once someone did that to me in a nice Cadillac SUV, and I side stepped with my belt buckle scraping their car all the way down the side ( a nice texas style belt buckle ), got my car door open, rolled down my window, and used their running board to help me crawl in through my window, dukes of hazard style. . . . I'm 6'4 and 260 pounds - not a 'fatty', but a guy of substantial portions. . .

You owe me $800 for repainting the side of my car, biatch! (Well that is how much I had to pay when my car got keyed once.)

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: buyer262000

Originally posted by: se7enty7
This is why I enjoy my alarm. When some fatty knocks into my car the alarm starts blaring and everyone stares at the fatty.

Whoa wait a minute there, what about you skinnies who can't park and park 1 1/2 foot away from our vehichles driver side door.

Once someone did that to me in a nice Cadillac SUV, and I side stepped with my belt buckle scraping their car all the way down the side ( a nice texas style belt buckle ), got my car door open, rolled down my window, and used their running board to help me crawl in through my window, dukes of hazard style. . . . I'm 6'4 and 260 pounds - not a 'fatty', but a guy of substantial portions. . .

I can appreciate how that's annoying, and I find it annoying too, but scraping multiple panels with your belt buckle? What an asshole.

 

[propellerhead]

If you knocked my mirror accidentally, I'd rather that you not touch it anymore. Just walk away.

 

[episodic]

Nope could not get in from the other side. I was driving a car with the 'cockpit' style, and with my size I could'nt get over gear shifts etc. If I had been in a pickup with a bench seat, no problem.

I didn't tell the 'whole' story, but seeing as ppl think I was a jerk, let me record it for posterity . . .

I wrote the tag # of the SUV down, went into the store, had the clerk announce it over the intercom 3 times. I waited for 10 minutes - noone came. I had to go to work. I'm not going to loose my job because of some inconsiderate person. I was parked a good way inside of my parking space's line, and his SUV's right side tires were parked square on my parking places line, and he had like 4-5 feet on the other side of him/her.

I think I gave the person every opportunity.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: buyer262000

Originally posted by: se7enty7
This is why I enjoy my alarm. When some fatty knocks into my car the alarm starts blaring and everyone stares at the fatty.

Whoa wait a minute there, what about you skinnies who can't park and park 1 1/2 foot away from our vehichles driver side door.

Once someone did that to me in a nice Cadillac SUV, and I side stepped with my belt buckle scraping their car all the way down the side ( a nice texas style belt buckle ), got my car door open, rolled down my window, and used their running board to help me crawl in through my window, dukes of hazard style. . . . I'm 6'4 and 260 pounds - not a 'fatty', but a guy of substantial portions. . .

I can appreciate how that's annoying, and I find it annoying too, but scraping multiple panels with your belt buckle? What an asshole.

Makes me want to wire my car battery directly to my frame

 

[Mallow]

I came out of a club once and my mirror was hanging by the electrical wires which control the motor on the inside. I just put some electrical tape on it... good as new

 

[bleeb]

Quit whining and do it yourself you lazy moron.

 

[MrScott81]

Originally posted by: buyer262000
Nope could not get in from the other side. I was driving a car with the 'cockpit' style, and with my size I could'nt get over gear shifts etc. If I had been in a pickup with a bench seat, no problem.

I didn't tell the 'whole' story, but seeing as ppl think I was a jerk, let me record it for posterity . . .

I wrote the tag # of the SUV down, went into the store, had the clerk announce it over the intercom 3 times. I waited for 10 minutes - noone came. I had to go to work. I'm not going to loose my job because of some inconsiderate person. I was parked a good way inside of my parking space's line, and his SUV's right side tires were parked square on my parking places line, and he had like 4-5 feet on the other side of him/her.

I think I gave the person every opportunity.

Yeah because finding another parking space with more room is totally out of the question.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: bleeb
Quit whining and do it yourself you lazy moron.

I don't take pleasure out of moving other peoples stuff

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: scottdog81

Originally posted by: buyer262000
Nope could not get in from the other side. I was driving a car with the 'cockpit' style, and with my size I could'nt get over gear shifts etc. If I had been in a pickup with a bench seat, no problem.

I didn't tell the 'whole' story, but seeing as ppl think I was a jerk, let me record it for posterity . . .

I wrote the tag # of the SUV down, went into the store, had the clerk announce it over the intercom 3 times. I waited for 10 minutes - noone came. I had to go to work. I'm not going to loose my job because of some inconsiderate person. I was parked a good way inside of my parking space's line, and his SUV's right side tires were parked square on my parking places line, and he had like 4-5 feet on the other side of him/her.

I think I gave the person every opportunity.

Yeah because finding another parking space with more room is totally out of the question.

You suck at reading. He didn't park there when the SUV was already there. He had parked earlier, and when he came out to his car, the SUV had parked there, blocking him in. It's not like he parked inches from the SUV and then did this. He had a clear spot when he parked his car initially.

ZV

 

[Thegonagle]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Makes me want to wire my car battery directly to my frame

Mmmmm, yeah. :moon:

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Originally posted by: scottdog81

Originally posted by: buyer262000
Nope could not get in from the other side. I was driving a car with the 'cockpit' style, and with my size I could'nt get over gear shifts etc. If I had been in a pickup with a bench seat, no problem.

I didn't tell the 'whole' story, but seeing as ppl think I was a jerk, let me record it for posterity . . .

I wrote the tag # of the SUV down, went into the store, had the clerk announce it over the intercom 3 times. I waited for 10 minutes - noone came. I had to go to work. I'm not going to loose my job because of some inconsiderate person. I was parked a good way inside of my parking space's line, and his SUV's right side tires were parked square on my parking places line, and he had like 4-5 feet on the other side of him/her.

I think I gave the person every opportunity.

Yeah because finding another parking space with more room is totally out of the question.

Uhhh... isn't it obvious that he parked there first and then the Escalade came? Someone needs to work on reading comprehension.

Edit: Zem beat me, but the point still stands. U R SUCK. kthx bai.

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: scottdog81

Originally posted by: buyer262000
Nope could not get in from the other side. I was driving a car with the 'cockpit' style, and with my size I could'nt get over gear shifts etc. If I had been in a pickup with a bench seat, no problem.

I didn't tell the 'whole' story, but seeing as ppl think I was a jerk, let me record it for posterity . . .

I wrote the tag # of the SUV down, went into the store, had the clerk announce it over the intercom 3 times. I waited for 10 minutes - noone came. I had to go to work. I'm not going to loose my job because of some inconsiderate person. I was parked a good way inside of my parking space's line, and his SUV's right side tires were parked square on my parking places line, and he had like 4-5 feet on the other side of him/her.

I think I gave the person every opportunity.

Yeah because finding another parking space with more room is totally out of the question.

Yeah, because actually reading a post for once is totally out of the question.

What ever happened to reading comprehension?

Rob

 

[PingSpike]

Some one broke both the side mirrors off my car and took them with them. I would have been happy to have just had to readjust them.

 

[thomsbrain]

goddamn, this fat-ass woman poured herself out of her suburban the other day in my school parking lot and walked right through my mirror while i was sitting in the passenger seat watching her, looked at me like it was my fault, and walked on. i just sat there in shock. i seriously thought about keying her car or at least letting the air out of her tires, but i'm too much of a passive nerd.