Paris Hilton to have 4 kids by age 30

bennylong

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Best joke I read this week.

"Hilton Eager To Become a Mother

Paris Hilton has put her plans for motherhood on the fast track after spending time as "auntie" to pal Britney Spears' kids.

The socialite-turned-pop star has stated she'll give up her partying ways and be married with children within three years, and hanging out with Spears has made her even more determined to become a parent.

A source tells In Touch magazine, "She loves playing with (Spears' son) Sean and rocking (baby) Jayden to sleep," and she reportedly told a friend, "I can't wait to be a mom, too. It's been my dream to have four babies by 30."

And it appears the 25-year-old hotel heiress is planning to settle down with her ex, Stavros Niarchos -- she has been spotted at parties with the Greek hunk and the couple were seen dining alone at romantic Los Angeles hotspot The Little Door over the weekend.

Friends also claim Hilton has started wearing a locket containing photos of her 21-year-old beau."
 

Nerva

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i hate people like paris hilton the most, squandering the wealth built by her grandfather, who constructed the empire that is the Hilton Hotels today. While i dont think she's involved with the everyday operations of the enterprise (crossing my fingers), she's still blessed in everyway and not using those resources to do more.
 

bignateyk

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sweet mother of god, someone needs to sterilize her. My god.. think of 4 more of her running around the globe in 20 years.
 

bunnyfubbles

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Originally posted by: bignateyk
sweet mother of god, someone needs to sterilize her. My god.. think of 4 more of her running around the globe in 20 years.

it might not be so bad, if she mated with a smart guy we might have some winning combinations popping out
 

bennylong

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Originally posted by: bleeb
Hey Britney is available now, time to hit her up bennylong! =P

A 3 some with Paris and Britney???? Wow, not even my dreams are that sexy.

Time to pop in a Janine and Jenna Jameson and Ron Jermey 3 some porn and imagine I'm that hair hedgehog
 

compuwiz1

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As long as she manages to keep the baby making ventures off the internet, I have no problem with it. :p
 

0roo0roo

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well she does what she says:p so we'll see.

guess she might not commit genetic suicide, but it is funny how evolution works:p look at all the other barren old famous women
 

imported_griffis

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Yeh right, let this girl have one child and deal with what it's really like to have a child. She wouldn't actually raise them, the "nanny" would. That's just sad if she has children
 

Coquito

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Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles
Originally posted by: bignateyk
sweet mother of god, someone needs to sterilize her. My god.. think of 4 more of her running around the globe in 20 years.

it might not be so bad, if she mated with a smart guy we might have some winning combinations popping out

Future quote - "That's thermogenic."