Paris Hilton has a thing for dwarfs...

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cKGunslinger

cKGunslinger

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That guy needs to just grow up and try to be big about the situation. I think he was just too short with Ms Hilton and should really try to reach a heightened sense of humor.
 
KeithTalent

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
That guy needs to just grow up and try to be big about the situation. I think he was just too short with Ms Hilton and should really try to reach a heightened sense of humor.
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3.5/10

KT
 
her209

her209

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Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
That guy needs to just grow up and try to be big about the situation. I think he was just too short with Ms Hilton and should really try to reach a heightened sense of humor.
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that and I bet he could probably score, close to a sure thing.

Sometimes all you have to do is aim high and shoot for the stars or the table...

would he need a stepping stool?
 
moshquerade

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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aww c'mon, stop being angry little people.

you look like a smurf, be prepared to be called a smurf, and have people go smurfy-ga-ga over you.
 
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HombrePequeno

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I wonder what Berlin Christmas market she was at. To think, I may have had the chance to go over to her and kick her in the nuts. I missed the opportunity of a lifetime. :(
 
compman25

compman25

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What a dumb smurf, he should have let her take him home with her. Then shown her the man he is.
 
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Wreckem

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Originally posted by: Cerpin Taxt
Originally posted by: Sumguy
Originally posted by: clamum

According to the Daily Star, the talented heiress
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Talented? :confused:
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I think what she does counts as a talent.
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Nah, anybody can fsck like a slut. That isn't talent.

If she could, say, blow smoke rings with her vajay-jay, THEN I might be impressed.
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She is pretty talented. She makes several million a year for doing jack sh!t. Not to long ago she made $10million in one year without really doing anything. Say what you will about her, but she doesnt really need Grand daddy Hilton's money anymore.
 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

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I'd like to appologize to the rest of the world for Paris Hilton. If it were legal, we'd shoot her into the sun.
 
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