Parents: What would you do if your son/dau came downstairs in the AM with a "friend"?

[BoomerD]

Right, and not letting her fuck in YOUR house is why she no longer lives in YOUR house. She lives with Martinez the crack dealer.

If she's so fucking stupid that she'd move in with Martinez the crack dealer...then there's not much hope for her anyway. Hasta la Vista, baby.

 

[illusion88]

Is this under the assumption that I didn't know they were spending the night? If such was the case I would freak the fuck out. Some random dude in my house when I didn't know they were there. If I allowed it, then I would make them some eggs and share awkward conversation.

 

[alkemyst]

If my daughter is under 18 someone's getting an ass whooping.
If she's over 18 I'd ask why she's still in my house and then someone's getting an ass whopping. My house, my rules. I don't let strangers in for a reason. I don't care if they've been friends for a long time, If I don't know someone they don't get to come in.

sort of nuts as a father not to acknowledge your kid's sexuality.

 

[Redfraggle]

The idea here is to establish a healthy parental relationship with your kid so that these things are discussed before they ever happen.

 

[ShawnD1]

sort of nuts as a father not to acknowledge your kid's sexuality.

Fact: women are not sexual creatures. If you want sex, find a gay friend. Women are only for reproduction and bragging purposes.

 

[satyajitmenon]

Fact: women are not sexual creatures. If you want sex, find a gay friend. Women are only for reproduction and bragging purposes.

:hmm: You don't get laid much, do you?

 

[Train]

Son: High Five!
Duaghter: WTF Slut!

 

[Dulanic]

New home... if it's a daughter.

 

[lupi]

It's not gay if it's a three way.

 

[ShawnD1]

Son: High Five!
Duaghter: WTF Slut!

Give your daughter's boyfriend a high five :awe:

It's not gay if it's a three way.

Even when it's 3 guys?

 

[JS80]

Um yes?

That's basically what happened to my girlfriend's sister. Her parents were hardcore religious and didn't allow boys over. Sister caved under pressure, moved out, and she current lives with some retard who's actually worse than Martinez the crack dealer because 1) he's not Spanish and 2) he's one of those guys who gets fired from $8/h retail jobs.

Keep in mind this goes far beyond the problem of fucking random dudes. She was supposed to go to university next year but she can no longer do that because she no longer has the money. If she lived with parents she could afford it. When she needs to pay rent as well, university is just a pipe dream. This could happen to your daughter too if your house sucks so bad that she's forced to pick between university and sex and she chooses sex.

Did you invent an alternate universe machine where the parents did allow her to bring home guys?

 

[ShawnD1]

Did you invent an alternate universe machine where the parents did allow her to bring home guys?

Yep. In that universe she brings guys home to fuck instead of moving out. She does her engineering degree right away, gets a ballin' job, lives a good life.
It's basically the opposite of the current situation where driving kids out of your house and postponing their education for an indefinite period of time causes them to be poor as fuck for the rest of their lives.

Think of it like this. If she fucks in your house and gets an engineering degree, she will grow up to be a republican. If you let her move out when she's making minimum wage, she'll stay on minimum wage forever and she'll vote democrat. You don't want that.

 

[JS80]

Yep. In that universe she brings guys home to fuck instead of moving out. She does her engineering degree right away, gets a ballin' job, lives a good life.
It's basically the opposite of the current situation where driving kids out of your house and postponing their education for an indefinite period of time causes them to be poor as fuck for the rest of their lives.

Think of it like this. If she fucks in your house and gets an engineering degree, she will grow up to be a republican. If you let her move out when she's making minimum wage, she'll stay on minimum wage forever and she'll vote democrat. You don't want that.

lol only if life were so simple. i guess explains your political views.

 

[ahenkel]

I'd much prefer either my son or daughter was comfortable enough to not feel they need to hide it.

 

[lord_emperor]

High fives all around.

Then I ask who is going to make me breakfast.

 

[ShawnD1]

lol only if life were so simple. i guess explains your political views.

It really is that simple. Most of the people I know moved out over conflicts with parents. Once you're out of the house, education time is over. That didn't just happen to my gf's sister, it happened to my gf. GF moved out of her parents house and it has delayed her degree by a couple years because she can no longer take full time classes. Luckily she has a pretty good job so she can still afford to take some classes. Her estimate is that it will take about 5 more years to finish her education.

If she wanted to take the kind of stuff I took, there'd be no way. My stuff was not distance/lecture type classes. It was stuff where I'm in the lab hooking up generators and load centers. It can't be taken one class at a time and it can't be done online. To get the education I had, the only option is to not have a day job. Good luck paying for college and rent and food when you don't have a day time job. That evening and weekend job at 7/11 won't cut it.

 

[Numenorean]

Check the surveillance video to see if anything happened.

 

[ShawnD1]

Check the surveillance video to see if anything happened.

Alright so you're watching the tape from the camera in your daughter's room and she starts touching herself. Do you stop the tape or do you fast forward to see where it goes? :awe:

 

[Exterous]

Alright so you're watching the tape from the camera in your daughter's room and she starts touching herself. Do you stop the tape or do you fast forward to see where it goes? :awe:

Option C: Sell it on the internet for profit