Parents: What would you do if your son/dau came downstairs in the AM with a "friend"?
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ultimatebob
Lifer
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A guy friend? Run him out of the house with a shotgun.
A girl friend? I don't know... cook her breakfast?
A girl friend? I don't know... cook her breakfast?
Saint Nick
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I'd say,
"Oh, hey. Care for some breakfast? Also, here is a plan B pill just in case. Oh, and a huge box of condoms."
Same response for either son or daughter!
"Oh, hey. Care for some breakfast? Also, here is a plan B pill just in case. Oh, and a huge box of condoms."
Same response for either son or daughter!
I don't share like that. I'm the alpha male of this house so I get first. That's how the alpha male rolls.
The alpha also eats first. All you pet lovers need to keep that in mind. If you feed your pet before you feed yourself, you're giving the dog some really fucked up signals.
If my daughter is under 18 someone's getting an ass whooping.
If she's over 18 I'd ask why she's still in my house and then someone's getting an ass whopping. My house, my rules. I don't let strangers in for a reason. I don't care if they've been friends for a long time, If I don't know someone they don't get to come in.
If she's over 18 I'd ask why she's still in my house and then someone's getting an ass whopping. My house, my rules. I don't let strangers in for a reason. I don't care if they've been friends for a long time, If I don't know someone they don't get to come in.
CPA
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If it's a male friend for my daughter I'd break out the home vasectomy kit
Thats why I hump my dog occasionally - just need to make clear where everyone stands
Thats why I hump my dog occasionally - just need to make clear where everyone stands
If you don't ever want your son or daughter to bring people home, just insist you sleep with their guest first. Yes, insist that you (a man) sleep with her boyfriend. She will NEVER bring another man home again.
btw you guys are assholes. Not letting your daughter get fucked in her own house is why she moved in with Martinez, that guy you don't like.
BoomerD
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Right, and not letting her fuck in YOUR house is why she no longer lives in YOUR house. She lives with Martinez the crack dealer.
Schadenfroh
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If she's the type that will fuck Martinez in a crack house...you think if you allow her to bring dudes over that she's going to fuck frat boy Todd?
Um yes?
That's basically what happened to my girlfriend's sister. Her parents were hardcore religious and didn't allow boys over. Sister caved under pressure, moved out, and she current lives with some retard who's actually worse than Martinez the crack dealer because 1) he's not Spanish and 2) he's one of those guys who gets fired from $8/h retail jobs.
Keep in mind this goes far beyond the problem of fucking random dudes. She was supposed to go to university next year but she can no longer do that because she no longer has the money. If she lived with parents she could afford it. When she needs to pay rent as well, university is just a pipe dream. This could happen to your daughter too if your house sucks so bad that she's forced to pick between university and sex and she chooses sex.
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