mom is an English professor
don't know what my dad does... all I know is that he wears a suit, works on Wall St. and it has something to do with numbers and possibly counting them

for stress relief, my dad also works part-time as a security guard at Madison Square Garden on the weekends.
edit: random tangent... I feel bad for my dad sometimes. Both my mom and sister teach English (so did my mom's twin sister before she died), and I majored in English in college and still do the odd creative writing publication when the mood hits.
