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Parents have to be blind to what some kids are doing.

alkemyst

No Lifer
Walked into subway and a group of pretty hot chicks were in front of me in line today...they looked 20ish. There was a cop that got in line after me they were all scoping out and teasing pretty boldly. They were starting to get aggravating to both of us with the whole "What should I get?"..."think that's good".....

Anyway I am a pig so I pick the table next to them (they are between the window and me) to scope them out and eat.

All were well dressed and made up (designer jeans mostly, belly shirts (whatever those are called), jewelry, two had belly rings and when they left 3 had 'tramp stamps' (I like them though so I am not hating) the girl on the end was not wearing a bra and I found out had a boob job when the other girl looked down at herself and said "I wish my parents would pay for my tits"...cop is now looking, I am looking...chick says, but I had nothing before it would piss my boyfriend off....

At this point I think me and the cop were about to choke on our subs.

It went on...

They were talking quietly about guys they are seeing as a group.....a guy Tito (his age below) has parties and has the 'best sh!t'. They were comparing notes on dates (who sucks, so and so 'did him', did you see that guy whatever Saturday? Yeah slut...we saw you leave with him giggling...he's awesome! I heard so and so has herpes, HE DOESN'T HAVE HERPES! He had something else but he is ok now....). My money is on all of them were regularly sexually active....which I was thinking was fine.

Another was talking about how old is that bitch Jill...I know you like her but she is just too much, isn't Tito like 30? I heard they are a couple....26-27 is pushing it for me, but he is so yummy I want him!

Jill is 16 or 17 like us, I think she's 16 though...she just got her car and her parent's are always getting her whatever she wants. I can get scoop. Tito is only 28 silly, you should talk to him. He is a trip.

The other chick, I guess that's ok...still a little old. Should I get involved?

The other three girls at once: "YEAH!"...another chick said he was asking me about you, made me promise not to say anything...you can't tell him I told you, but you better tell me what happens *SLUT*

my head assploded. I could not picture any of these girls as 16 or 17.
 
The parents aren't blind, they just don't have the time to care. Plus, the schools should be teaching their children everything they need to know.

Oh, and if one of the girls gets knocked up and the parents want to blame someone, it'll either be the boy who knocked her up (because it's all his fault)or the media in some way. It couldn't be that their daughter is a tramp and spreads her legs for every Tito in town.


: ) Amanda
 
Originally posted by: yowolabi
I'm sure they all think their daughters are virgins and would fight you to the death if you hinted otherwise.

Actually the sad fact is many of these parents don't care and think it's perfectly ok because they were the exact same way.
 
Originally posted by: dainthomas
My head assploded halfway through that post.

Ditto. After the part where the cop and our gracious story teller were about to choke on their subs, I pretty much lost whatever he was trying to say.
 
Originally posted by: ohtwell
The parents aren't blind, they just don't have the time to care. Plus, the school's should be teaching their children everything they need to know.

Oh, and if one of the girls gets knocked up and the parents want to blame someone, it'll either be the boy who knocked her up (because it's all his fault)or the media in some way. It couldn't be that their daughter is a tramp and spreads her legs for every Tito in town.


: ) Amanda

['OC' Parent]
BUT WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL MY DAUGHTER SHE COULD GET KNOCKED UP, WTF. IM GOING TO SUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[/'OC' Parent]
 
Originally posted by: ohtwell
The parents aren't blind, they just don't have the time to care. Plus, the schools should be teaching their children everything they need to know.

Oh, and if one of the girls gets knocked up and the parents want to blame someone, it'll either be the boy who knocked her up (because it's all his fault)or the media in some way. It couldn't be that their daughter is a tramp and spreads her legs for every Tito in town.


: ) Amanda

Awesome post.
 
Originally posted by: hungfarover
i'm a big proponent of fake boobs, HOWEVER...

any parent who buys his daughter fake tits at 16 is fvcking crazy.
"But my little Pumpkin wanted them so that she would fit in with all her friends!"


: ) Amanda
 
Originally posted by: ricochet
Originally posted by: dainthomas
My head assploded halfway through that post.

Ditto. After the part where the cop and our gracious story teller were about to choke on their subs, I pretty much lost whatever he was trying to say.

cop was paying attention to the chicks too.

I didn't say either of us were choking...we did both look at each other at that line.

Also thank you; you bandwagon jumpers that want to attack my dialogue in a forum. I post stream-of-consciousness. I am throwing out blurbs, not a thesis.

 
I guess I should have added I live in Palm Beach County. Maybe those living in cow-po-dunk places might understand more.
 
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