Parents coming in 12 hours, place a mess, anyone wanna help?

[aphex]

W00000000000000000000000!

Im such a procrastinator, anyone wanna lend a hand cleanin?

Just take I-75 to exit 384 and follow the stench.

 

[diskop]

I'm sure your parents will not be surprised at your messiness. Not like you just got messy after you moved out

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: diskop
I'm sure your parents will not be surprised at your messiness. Not like you just got messy after you moved out

God is that ever the truth

 

[PsychoAndy]

I'm on my way. I might be a little late. Its a touch hard finding a place that rents bulldozers at 9 PM on a friday. Whats your cell number again?

-PAB

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
I'm on my way. I might be a little late. Its a touch hard finding a place that rents bulldozers at 9 PM on a friday. Whats your cell number again?

-PAB

1-800-244-8487

 

[RussianSoldier]

I can loan you a dump truck, what's your address and city?

 

[pyonir]

time to nuke the house.

 

[PsychoAndy]

Originally posted by: aphexII

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
I'm on my way. I might be a little late. Its a touch hard finding a place that rents bulldozers at 9 PM on a friday. Whats your cell number again?

-PAB

1-800-244-8487

You know, sometimes....just SOMETIMES I wish i didnt use speakerphone as much when my parents are home. That or I need new friends.

-PAB

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: RussianSoldier
I can loan you a dump truck, what's your address and city?

Never have I seen such blatent attempts to find contact information on a guy so that he can be hazed and molested by a bunch of Atot'ers who have nothing to do...

<== shocked monkey dance

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: RussianSoldier
I can loan you a dump truck, what's your address and city?

Somewhere in Apache Junction, AZ.

 

[aphex]

Ok i take it back, they just called. They are going straight to the hotel, so i have a 12 hour repireve. Ill start cleanin at 9:30, ya'll better remind me.

 

[RussianSoldier]

I'm just trying to help the poor guy out, and I thought I'd loan him my dump truck...

 

[RussianSoldier]

are you out of any major citys? is there at least a mile of clear land/parkinglot/shantytowns around you? If so I can drop the truck in by plane...

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: RussianSoldier
are you out of any major citys? is there at least a mile of clear land/parkinglot/shantytowns around you? If so I can drop the truck in by plane...

Bout an hour north of Orlando.

 

[RussianSoldier]

but are you surrounded by many other houses?

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: RussianSoldier
but are you surrounded by many other houses?

Yes.

 

[RussianSoldier]

darn, It'll have to be driven in then...