Parents away for weekend, mom told me to invite people over...

eldorado99

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Hooray! Anyways my main priority is to make this as safe as possible, I have only invited people who I deem not too stupid while under the influence and we are staying outside of the house only. Any pointers on how to make sure this is a safe and fun as possible?
 

chambersc

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make it an orgy. invite hot chicks and tell them up front "there will be beer and condoms."
 

BriGy86

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stay in the back yard, drink responsibly

my get together was only me and 4 other people
 

Orsorum

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Don't drink. Don't play loud music that would give police reason to check out your house. Don't advertise via the Facebook or MySpace.
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: chambersc
make it an orgy. invite hot chicks and tell them up front "there will be beer and condoms."

but just have condoms and boxes of tylenol pm.
 

Bozono

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Once alcohol is involved you will not contain the partay to teh outdoors. Be certain you know all the faces, hide Mom's jewellery and fine china and prepare to get blitzed. For fun might I suggest a pile of mattresses 3 high and a 2 storey roof. Good fun!
 

eldorado99

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This is probably the most pathetic thread I have ever created. Oh well, I take full responsibility, just be gentle back there please ;)

EDIT: spelling
 

BRObedoza

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Don't drink. Don't play loud music that would give police reason to check out your house. Don't advertise via the Facebook or MySpace.
do the exact opposite of this :D
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: sleepmachine
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Don't drink. Don't play loud music that would give police reason to check out your house. Don't advertise via the Facebook or MySpace.
do the exact opposite of this :D

Then post on ATOT. :D
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: chambersc
make it an orgy. invite hot chicks and tell them up front "there will be beer and condoms."

but just have condoms and boxes of tylenol pm.
Never take acetaminophen before/while/after drinking.
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: chambersc
make it an orgy. invite hot chicks and tell them up front "there will be beer and condoms."

but just have condoms and boxes of tylenol pm.
Never take acetaminophen before/while/after drinking.

i was clearly serious about it

thank you.
 

LuNoTiCK

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Originally posted by: sleepmachine
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Don't drink. Don't play loud music that would give police reason to check out your house. Don't advertise via the Facebook or MySpace.
do the exact opposite of this :D

Listen to the sleepmachine for he is wise.