Paralyzed. Halp!

[Ichinisan]

My kitty is sitting on my chest and he's extremely comfortable.

I'm stuck! What do?

 

[John Connor]

Why doesn't your post say:

Sent from xphonex with this and that?

 

[lxskllr]

I usually defer to kitty unless I really need to move. Enjoy it. He'll be dead sooner than later

 

[Ichinisan]

Why doesn't your post say:

Sent from xphonex with this and that?

Because I use the full site on my iPhone and despise Tapatalk.

 

[UncleWai]

Rub one out.

 

[IronWing]

Rub one out.

Who wants a dead kitty on their chest?

 

[Slacker]

Cats know things we don't, can I have your stuff?

 

[Newbian]

He's dead Jim.

 

[Ichinisan]

Cats know things we don't, can I have your stuff?

You can take the cat. That would help a LOT.

 

[MovingTarget]

Any laser pointers or treat bags within reach?

 

[DaveSimmons]

He's dead Jim.

LOL!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

This is what happens when you allow pussy to control your life.

 

[Jaskalas]

He's dead Jim.

Not one, but two lap cats!

 

[Ichinisan]

Any laser pointers or treat bags within reach?

No, but my brother saved me (he had treats).

It was a pretty close call. Lucky to be alive.

 

[Red Squirrel]

This happens a lot to me, especially in the morning. Often I even have to consider calling in sick! Worse is when the alarm clock goes off, but you can't go stop it. Have to call the hydro company to come pull the meter to make it stop!

 

[Newbian]

Pussy is hard to resist at any time.

 

[Leros]

He's dead Jim.

Why does he have two cigars?!