Parable of the Sheep - By Charles Riggs

Monel Funkawitz

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Well, I'm back from my trip, who filled in my harassment spot while I was gone? :D Anyway, I came across this, and I thought I should share it.



Not so long ago and in a pasture too uncomfortably close to here, a flock of sheep lived and grazed. They were protected by a dog, who answered to the master, but despite his best efforts from time to time a nearby pack of wolves would prey upon the flock.

One day a group of sheep, bolder than the rest, met to discuss their dilemma. "Our dog is good, and vigilant, but he is one and the wolves are many. The wolves he catches are not always killed, and the master judges and releases many to prey again upon us, for no reason we can understand. What can we do? We are sheep, but we do not wish to be food, too!"

One sheep spoke up, saying "It is his teeth and claws that make the wolf so terrible to us. It is his nature to prey, and he would find any way to do it, but it is the tools he wields that make it possible. If we had such teeth, we could fight back, and stop this savagery." The other sheep clamored in agreement, and they went together to the old bones of the dead wolves heaped in the corner of the pasture, and gathered fang and claw and made them into weapons.

That night, when the wolves came, the newly armed sheep sprang up with their weapons and struck at them, crying, "Begone! We are not food!" and drove off the wolves, who were astonished. When did sheep become so bold and so dangerous to wolves? When did sheep grow teeth? It was unthinkable!

The next day, flush with victory and waving their weapons, they approached the flock to pronounce their discovery. But as they drew nigh, the flock huddled together and cried out, "Baaaaaaaadddd! Baaaaaddd things! You have bad things! We are afraid! You are not sheep!"

The brave sheep stopped, amazed. "But we are your brethren!" they cried. "We are still sheep, but we do not wish to be food. See, our new teeth and claws protect us and have saved us from slaughter. They do not make us into wolves, they make us equal to the wolves, and safe from their viciousness!"

"Baaaaaaad!" cried the flock, "the things are bad and will pervert you, and we fear them. You cannot bring them into the flock!" So the armed sheep resolved to conceal their weapons, for although they had no desire to panic the flock, they wished to remain in the fold. But they would not return to those nights of terror, waiting for the wolves to come.

In time, the wolves attacked less often and sought easier prey, for they had no stomach for fighting sheep who possessed tooth and claw even as they did. Not knowing which sheep had fangs and which did not, they came to leave sheep out of their diet almost completely except for the occasional raid, from which more than one wolf did not return.

Then came the day when, as the flock grazed beside the stream, one sheep?s weapon slipped from the folds of her fleece, and the flock cried out in terror again, "Baaaaaad! You still possess these evil things! We must ban you from our presence!"

And so they did. The great chief sheep and his council, encouraged by the words of their advisors, placed signs and totems at the edges of the pasture forbidding the presence of hidden weapons there. The armed sheep protested before the council, saying, "It is our pasture, too, and we have never harmed you! When can you say we have caused you hurt? It is the wolves, not we, who prey upon you. We are still sheep, but we are not food!" But the flock drowned them out with cries of "Baaaaaaddd! We will not hear your clever words! You and your things are evil and will harm us!"

Saddened by this rejection, the armed sheep moved off and spent their days on the edges of the flock, trying from time to time to speak with their brethren to convince them of the wisdom of having such teeth, but meeting with little success. They found it hard to talk to those who, upon hearing their words, would roll back their eyes and flee, crying "Baaaaddd! Bad things!"

That night, the wolves happened upon the sheep?s totems and signs, and said, "Truly, these sheep are fools! They have told us they have no teeth! Brothers, let us feed!" And they set upon the flock, and horrible was the carnage in the midst of the fold. The dog fought like a demon, and often seemed to be in two places at once, but even he could not halt the slaughter.

It was only when the other sheep arrived with their weapons that the wolves fled, only to remain on the edge of the pasture and wait for the next time they could prey, for if the sheep were so foolish once, they would be so again. This they did, and do still.

In the morning, the armed sheep spoke to the flock, and said, "See? If the wolves know you have no teeth, they will fall upon you. Why be prey? To be a sheep does not mean to be food for wolves!" But the flock cried out, more feebly for their voices were fewer, though with no less terror, "Baaaaaaaad! These things are bad! If they were banished, the wolves would not harm us! Baaaaaaad!"

So they resolved to retain their weapons, but to conceal them from the flock; to endure their fear and loathing, and even to protect their brethren if the need arose, until the day the flock learned to understand that as long as there were wolves in the night, sheep would need teeth to repel them.

They would still be sheep, but they would not be food!

 

Monel Funkawitz

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A friend of mine used to say the same things until the state of California outlawed more things he is not allowed to have.

"The 1999 version of Penal Code Section 12020 is four pages of single space type, two columns per page. It prohibits even mere possession of short-barreled shotguns, short-barreled rifles, cane guns, wallet guns, undetectable firearms, firearms not immediately recognizable as a firearm, camouflaging firearms containers, ammunition containing or consisting of a flechette dart, explosive bullets, ballistic knives, multi-burst trigger activators (e.g. "BMF Activator", "Hellfire", etc.), nunchakus, metal knuckles, belt buckle knives, leaded canes, zip guns, shuriken, unconventional pistols, lipstick case knives, cane swords, shobizue, air gauge knives, writing pen knives, metal practice or replica hand grenades and items or weapons commonly known as black jacks, slungshots, billy clubs, sandclubs, saps or sandbags. This section also prohibits carrying concealed upon the person any dirk or dagger"

Thank god I live in a Commonwealth Pennsylvania or I'd have to move. I live in Pennsylvania, and I do more to help Caifornians keep what gun rights they have left than some native residents. Once you lose them, you don't get them back.

Half that list I own, plus alot more. I'll snap some pics here in a few and post if you want to see some of my collection.

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These pics are a small section of what I have. Pic 1 are the guns that need cleaned from the last shoot, and pic 2 shows my project guns that I built. i have alot more, but this will give you an idea. These are real too, not Airsoft. If you want proof, just ask and I'll send a detailed pic of the action or me popping off some good hot full auto lovin' or something.

Picture 1

The handgun is my 92FS Border Marshall. It is a special edition collector's piece. Trijicon sights, all that good stuff.
Top gun is a FAL.
Middle gun is a AR-15.
Bottom is an AK.

Pic 2

Top gun is a FAL.
Bottom is a Ruger 10/22 Custom.
 

Monel Funkawitz

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Depends on which one, quality, pre-post ban, etc. There are lots of factors.

Bare minimum, you can get a budget AR for around $900 and a 92FS for around $500.
 

b0mbrman

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<< Depends on which one, quality, pre-post ban, etc. There are lots of factors.
Bare minimum, you can get a budget AR for around $900 and a 92FS for around $500.
>>


Yep, I've been debating with myself whether or not to get a Beretta for quite some time now...