Papa John has just papa-handled me (Update: they're sorry)

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VBboy

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I ordered a large pizza from this Papa John establishment, with LIGHT sauce, WELL DONE.
Well, them fools barely put a teaspoon of sauce on it, and to top it off they overdried it in their 0v3n.

I am not putting up with such disrespect with someone claiming to be a father. Tomorrow is payback time, John! :|


Clarification:
1. "Light sauce" means half the regular sauce, not a barely traceable amount.
2. "Well done" means an extra minute or so in the oven, not "drop napalm on my pizza"

Note:
I ordered mushrooms, they chopped up maybe half a head of a baby mushroom on it. Bastards!

Update:
Fine, I'm eating the pizza, but this is not over.
And I expected a little more support from you, people ;)

(LATEST UPDATE - they're sorry)
I called and complained, and they said I will get $5 off my next pizza. Go Papa!
(I was very polite, so hopefully there won't be any wanking marks on my next pizza :Q)
 
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RalphKramden

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Originally posted by: VBboy
I ordered a large pizza from this Papa John establishment, with LIGHT sauce, WELL DONE.
Well, them fools barely put a teaspoon of sauce on it, and to top it off they overdried it in their 0v3n.

I am not putting up with such disrespect with someone claiming to be a father. Tomorrow is payback time, John! :|
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I'm not sure and please tell me if I'm wrong, but it appears that you received what you ordered. :confused:
 
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Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: VBboy
I ordered a large pizza from this Papa John establishment, with LIGHT sauce, WELL DONE.
Well, them fools barely put a teaspoon of sauce on it, and to top it off they overdried it in their 0v3n.

I am not putting up with such disrespect with someone claiming to be a father. Tomorrow is payback time, John! :|
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Sounds like you got what you asked for to me!?
 
Zenmervolt

Zenmervolt

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Who orders a Pizza "well done"? I've never heard of that before in my life. Seems to me rather like ordering a "well done" cookie. Besides, it sounds to me as though you got exactly what you ordered. You got light sauce on a well done pizza.

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Yossarian

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just order the pizza man! you're lucky they even took your order with all that picky picky nonsense.
 
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RalphKramden

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Originally posted by: PipBoy
just order the pizza man! you're lucky they even took your order with all that picky picky nonsense.
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That's sounds about right. It's a pizza, not filet mignon or lobster tail.

Cheap pizza to boot.
 
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Barnaby W. Füi

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One time in high school I bought some "grandma's cookies" out of the vending machine. Angry that the woman on the package was in fact not my grandmother, I called their comments line and was treated like some prankster by the gentleman on the phone. This was on a teacher's phone during lunch, but that teacher was really cool and liked me so she just thought it was really funny :D
 
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brxndxn

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I hate PapaJohns.. It's the absolute worst pizza IMO.

I like tons of tomato sauce and when I order mushrooms and onions as toppings and pay $1.50 each for them (100 times what they cost), I should get an assload of mushrooms and onions. Screw Papajohns.

I like Pizza hut.. when I say, give me a ton of mushrooms and onions, they do so. And, they give me a lot of sauce.
 
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Scouzer

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I'll order a pizza cooked at 425F for 19 minutes 24 seconds. I want 434ml of sauce. It must be 8.453 inches in diameter.

If you don't meet these simple requirements I'll burn down your house.
 
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VBboy

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Originally posted by: brxndxn
I hate PapaJohns.. It's the absolute worst pizza IMO.

I like tons of tomato sauce and when I order mushrooms and onions as toppings and pay $1.50 each for them (100 times what they cost), I should get an assload of mushrooms and onions. Screw Papajohns.

I like Pizza hut.. when I say, give me a ton of mushrooms and onions, they do so. And, they give me a lot of sauce.
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That's right. I ordered mushrooms, they chopped up maybe half a head of a baby mushroom on it. Bastards!
 
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AZGamer

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Who ever orders pizza with sauce requests?

Or with cooking requests?

This isn't steak, and it certainly isn't a salad. WTF?
 
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iwearnosox

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Originally posted by: VBboy
I ordered a large pizza from this Papa John establishment, with LIGHT sauce, WELL DONE.
Well, them fools barely put a teaspoon of sauce on it, and to top it off they overdried it in their 0v3n.

I am not putting up with such disrespect with someone claiming to be a father. Tomorrow is payback time, John! :|


Clarification:
1. "Light sauce" means half the regular sauce, not a barely traceable amount.
2. "Well done" means an extra minute or so in the oven, not "drop napalm on my pizza"
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Didn't you get in enough trouble over emailing nacar all those times?


 
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Brutuskend

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I don't like them much myself.

One day I was driving down the freeway here in Eugene Or. and there laying in the middle of the road was one of those signs that they carry around on the delivery cars.

Well I pull over in the brake down lane, run about 100 feet back down the road, wait for a small brake in the traffic, dash out onto the highway and retrieve the sign.

When I get home with it I call Pappa and tell him I have one of his signs, and ask him what it would be worth to him to get it back (Basically, if you ever wanna see your SIGN alive again, you will bring me a NICE FREE PIZZA).

He tries to weazle out of kicking down, and asks to have his sign back. "HEY I risked my life and limb for your sign!" I tell him, "KIck DOWN!!'

So he eventually agrees.

WORSE PIZZA EVER!!! And it wasn't even what I asked for.


ROT in hell PAPPA!! ;)
 
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geno

Lifer
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that's what you get for being picky...

and whiney from the looks of it :p
 
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Originally posted by: AZGamer
Who ever orders pizza with sauce requests?

Or with cooking requests?

This isn't steak, and it certainly isn't a salad. WTF?
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VBboy

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Brutuskend,

You should've started mailing them small pieces of the pizza sign, maybe that would do the trick. Unless you hate getting your hands dirty, that is :p
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

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VBboy....come on over here....I am eating shrimp and drinkin beer...I have some pizza rolls that I can suck the sauce out of and burn...since thats how you seem to like your pizza
 
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VBboy

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Originally posted by: geno
that's what you get for being picky...

and whiney from the looks of it :p
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I am not whiney. I expect my $9.99 pizza to conform to the most strict international specifications!
 
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