Pants binding in the crotch area

[Kelvrick]

How? I have a couple of Banana Republic pants, and a couple of dockers I wear to work. I'm unsure if this happens to my suit pants as they don't get worn too often.

How do you guys stop this? Sitting at a chair all day, I'm constantly ahving to adjust and it gets uncomfortable.

Maybe I have to buy bigger sizes, but then the pant legs don't fit me.

You guys have any solutions or specific brands that do better then others?

Just a random rant while I try to fight off sleep from a 9" philly cheesesteak sandwich with curly fries and chili-cheese fries.

EDIT: I wear boxer briefs and will readily admit to not having a large penis. Maybe I should try boxers tomorrow and try letting them go to one side. Right now though, I'm going to see if adjusting my chair will help.

 

[FoBoT]

shens
you just want us to think you have a ginormous schlong

 

[spidey07]

Get pleated pants.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick


Just a random rant while I try to fight off sleep from a 9" philly cheesesteak sandwich with curly fries and chili-cheese fries.

lol.... i think you're on to solving your 'tight' pants problem. :beer:

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Originally posted by: Kelvrick


Just a random rant while I try to fight off sleep from a 9" philly cheesesteak sandwich with curly fries and chili-cheese fries.

lol.... i think you're on to solving your 'tight' pants problem. :beer:

you mean he stuffed a sandwich down his pants? :Q

 

[MisterJackson]

I've got a pair of jeans that aren't tight in the legs, but are tight in that area (could be the sock I stuff with too). Seriously though, I switched to boxer breifs and it fixed my issue. Keeps em nice and snug in one area.

Or I wear boxers and let the boys hang down whichever side they prefer.

 

[IAteYourMother]

penis reduction surgery

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Originally posted by: Kelvrick


Just a random rant while I try to fight off sleep from a 9" philly cheesesteak sandwich with curly fries and chili-cheese fries.

lol.... i think you're on to solving your 'tight' pants problem. :beer:

you mean he stuffed a sandwich down his pants? :Q

5'9", 150. 30" waist. And before you pull the cholestoral card, I got tested 3 months ago. Good all around.

Pleated pants huh... I may have to go try some, although I hate how they look.

 

[livingsacrifice]

I dunno I have the same problem with pants, horrible.

 

[Doodoo]

stay away from the pleated pants...they look awful. I would say buy a bigger size...instead of a 30 get a 31.

 

[moshquerade]

moose knuckles?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
penis reduction surgery

Ah, yes, that lightning quick outpatient procedure colloquially known as the "Bobbit".

 

[Mermaidman]

Don't wear khakis (cotton). Synthetic fabrics don't bunch up; neither does wool, but only a masochist would wear wool pants.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: Kelvrick

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Originally posted by: Kelvrick


Just a random rant while I try to fight off sleep from a 9" philly cheesesteak sandwich with curly fries and chili-cheese fries.

lol.... i think you're on to solving your 'tight' pants problem. :beer:

you mean he stuffed a sandwich down his pants? :Q

5'9", 150. 30" waist. And before you pull the cholestoral card, I got tested 3 months ago. Good all around.

Pleated pants huh... I may have to go try some, although I hate how they look.

If you're 5'9", don't get pleated pants. They're really intended for people over 6' tall (and even then, it's a very specific build). If a particular brand of pants doesn't fit you, try a new brand. You're going to have to do some shopping on this one (I know, I hate it too). You'll actually have to go try on several pairs of pants from several different stores/brands and find one that is comfortable (and hopefully looks OK). Take a woman with you if possible, they tend to know their shit when it comes to clothes, and they'll tell you when something looks stupid (men are largely indifferent).

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
moose knuckles?

You mean camel toe?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Don't wear khakis (cotton). Synthetic fabrics don't bunch up; neither does wool, but only a masochist would wear wool pants.

*looks above cubicle walls*








*takes off pants and checks*


Aww damn, cotton. I'll have to try your synthetic fabrics one. I guess while I shop around.

Depending on the brand, I've gotten up to 32's but if they fit my waist and legs correctly, they'll choke the monster.