Panties not best thing on earth!

[unsped]

But next to best thing on earth.



one more:
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

[fbrdphreak]

EDIT Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: unsped
But next to best thing on earth.

thats funny if you're 12....

 

[imported_yetti]

man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

 

[unsped]

>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who run in front of car get tired.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~! *~*~*~* ~*
>>> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>>> *~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
>>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

[Beige]

He who go to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.. xD

 

[thunderhorse]

Remember... If you pick you nose and scratch your butt don't chew your fingernails.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Good to meet woman in park, better to park meat in woman.

 

[zanieladie]

Wow...some of them are quite raunchy!

 

[jonessoda]

It's Kong Qiu Zi, actually.

 

[aka1nas]

Confucius says:

Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[Kilgor]

WTF?? Yoda Quotes?

 

[imported_Stewy]

Originally posted by: Kilgor
WTF?? Yoda Quotes?

Confucius say jokes!

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around

Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly

Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on

Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long

Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts

Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist

Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy

Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic


and so on!