*panic* i dont know what to buy the boy, ps how to cut metal?

[eakers]

okay yeah valentines day it tomorrow but it doesnt matter cuz i wont see him til friday anyways

im already making him the biggest tackiest cheesiest valentines card (the kind with the worst picture ever of both of us...teehee) and umbrella hat (umbrella put on base ball cap teehee)

but maybe i should give him something for real.

nothing big cuz we dont really celebrate, i just feel i ought to buy him something cuz hes taking me out for dinner

so like $20 price range (im a poor student)

*kat. <-- valentines sweetie

oh ps: how do i cut the handle of an umbrella? its metal, anyone know how to cut metal?

 

[Soybomb]

Get a hacksaw to cut the metal. Does he like cigars? If so walk down to the local tobaccionist and buy a couple nice cigars for him to try!

edit: don't forget the sensual rubdown

 

[toph99]

soybomb has the right idea

 

[nateholtrop]

consentual sex is usually a good thing....


nate

 

[Azraele]

Get him some chocolates

You know what he likes best, would he like a trinket like a teddy bear from his favorite gal?
Or maybe something from an inside joke??

 

[Azraele]

Give us a bit to work with, what are his likes/dislikes?

 

[eakers]

i think i may get him a cool design book

 

[Ornery]

Use a tubing cutter on that handle and Happy VD!

 

[Fearlss1]

Dress up in something sexy after dinner. tell him to go buy some... whatever you can think of while he is out. get candles and dress up in somethign very very sexy,, perferably something reveling,... but not too much.. perhaps a g-string.. maybe black ??? then lay on the bed and wait until he gets back.. OMG brb gotta go to the restroom.. LOL jk
Happy Valentines day Eakers

 

[Vikaden]

an acetaline{spelling?) torch or arc welder should bring the umbrella to its knees