Pamela Anderson?s Free! Any takers?

[halik]

Originally posted by: finalfrontier
Would you marry it?

http://www.celebpeeps.net/relationships/pam_anderson.html

insert borat joke here

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: Naustica
Hep C is a serious disease. It's incurable and you'll likely die from liver cancer.

Read the link that was posted..
Liver cancer develops in 1 percent to 5 percent.

 

[JS80]

that's like asking "would you like hepatitis c?"

 

[Gibsons]

Originally posted by: Naustica
Hep C is a serious disease. It's incurable and you'll likely die from liver cancer.

only about 5% or less of hep C patients develop hepatocellular carcinoma. It has other ways of killing, though.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: CVSiN
You guys are all so full of crap..
every single one of you on here would go out with pam.

most of you still dating women named .jpeg and .wmv god forbid a real woman like Pam were to show you any kind of intrest.

please.

I was with you until the bolded part. She's literally only partly real. 😉

Every time I see one of these threads, I know the eternal disconnect between our real life roles as bit part extras in LIFE, the movie and our manly pose here on ATOT as well considered critics of lowly millionaire celebrities who no doubt crave our personal approval will open a gaping chasm of mutually non-comprehending crosstalk nearly wider than poor Pamela's sadly overworked vagina.

So, yeah, if dear Pamela actually paid attention to me in real life little Perk would be lobbying big Perk hard, fast and furiously for the "go" sign, and my pants (and their organic contents) would be aflame with rash desire.

But sitting here behind my keyboard alone in my imperial majesty I am reminded of the many times I've seen pics of Pam where she simply looked rode too hard and put to bed wet, and the gag reflex that represents my better, higher self rises in my throat like a neon enhanced stop sign, and I sigh.

 

[yowolabi]

She was hot in the baywatch days, especially since I was still a teenager. I can honestly say if she approached me now, I would have zero interest.

 

[classy]

Originally posted by: CVSiN
You guys are all so full of crap..
every single one of you on here would go out with pam.

most of you still dating women named .jpeg and .wmv god forbid a real woman like Pam were to show you any kind of intrest.

please.

You didn't see me post that. Even with the hep and the serious miles on her, she is still very beautiful. I may have to mount up with extra protection 🙂 but ain't no way if I was single would I turn her down.

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
She was hot in the baywatch days, especially since I was still a teenager. I can honestly say if she approached me now, I would have zero interest.

ditto

 

[shortylickens]

Every once in a while Perknose will bless us with his presence and find a verbal way to make sure we all know he is The Man.

I look forward to those rare days with wide eyes and bushy tail.
🙂

 

[sandorski]

I'm not her type. AKA: Her lifestyle would drive me batty. Maybe if I could give her amnesia then reprogram her more to my lifestyle, then I'd hit it with wild abandon.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Hmmm... washed up playmate with contageous, degenerative liver disease who has slept with men who, in turn, have had sex with THOUSANDS of women exposing themselves, and her, (and ultimately you) to any number of ailments.

I'll pass.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: CVSiN
You guys are all so full of crap..
every single one of you on here would go out with pam.

most of you still dating women named .jpeg and .wmv god forbid a real woman like Pam were to show you any kind of intrest.

please.

Just because you're pathetic enough to sleep with a passed around disease ridden plastic whore doesn't mean the rest of us want to.

Don't make out like everyone is as desperate as you to make yourself feel better about it.

So you think all the girls you sleep with are clean as the virginal snow? what are you dating 5 year olds?

please... take your head outa the sand..

youre playing russian roulette with any girl you date now.. unless you camp middle school you perv...

do you think girls dont have sex before they meet you? with skankier people than Tommy Lee?
Man if you only knew..

 

[rh71]

apples to apples... I think Brooke Burke is single now and she's also plastic... I'd take her over Pam Anderson should the choice present itself to me.