Palin Compares Obama to Madoff, Sips From a Big Gulp & Jokes About Her Rack

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Sarah Palin Compares Obama to Bernie Madoff, Sips From a Big Gulp and Jokes About Her (Gun) 'Rack'


Sarah Palin served up a generous helping of conservative red meat today, comparing President Obama to white-collar criminal Bernie Madoff, mocking New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg for his support of a jumbo soda ban and criticizing the GOP's post-election attempt at "putting a fresh coat of rhetorical paint on our party" rather than focusing on "restoring the trust of the American people."

On the final day of the Conservative Political Action Conference just outside Washington, D.C., Palin delivered one of the most well-received speeches of a weekend that has featured such Republican luminaries as Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio. Pausing numerous times for standing ovations, she reserved particular vitriol for President Obama.

Dressed in a zippered black jacket, an American flag cuff, and a gold Star of David necklace, Palin lit up the room.

And on Saturday she waded in to one of the country's most intractable policy debates: gun control.


"Background checks? Yeah, I guess to learn more about a person's thinking and associations and intentions. More background checks?" she said.



"Dandy idea, Mr. President - should have started with yours."
Palin also delivered a series of memorable one-liners:

On gun ownership: "You should have seen what Todd got me for Christmas. Well, It wasn't that exciting. It was a metal rack, case for hunting rifles to put on the back of a four-wheeler. Then though, I had to get something for him to put in the gun case, right. So, this go around, he's got the rifle, I got the rack."

On Mayor Michael Bloomberg's large soda ban: Palin held up a Big Gulp, sipped from a straw and said, "Bloomberg is not around, our big gulps are safe. We're cool. Shoot, it's just pop with low-cal ice-cubes in it."

On the current state of politics in Washington: "We don't have leadership coming out of Washington, we have reality television."

On young conservatives: "My only piece of advice to our young college Republicans is you've got to be thinking Sam Adams, not drinking Sam Adams. And that's just a joke. I don't want to know hear from the CEO of some brewery accusing me of being an anti beer-ite."

On freshman Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, who introduced her: "We need more Americans like Ted Cruz. Coming from Texas, Ted Cruz comes to town, chews barbed wire, and spits out rust."

On Obama administration transparency: "Barack Obama promised the most transparent administration ever. Barack Obama, you lie."
 

Balt

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On the current state of politics in Washington: "We don't have leadership coming out of Washington, we have reality television."

Absolutely true, but she's part of the problem, not part of the solution. Didn't she have a reality show on TLC?

On young conservatives: "My only piece of advice to our young college Republicans is you've got to be thinking Sam Adams, not drinking Sam Adams. And that's just a joke. I don't want to know hear from the CEO of some brewery accusing me of being an anti beer-ite."

That's actually kind of funny.


Seriously, though. The CPAC lineup was more of the same this year. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I don't think they've done that yet.
 

shortylickens

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Palin is too dumb to be comparing anything. She's still getting her ass kicked by circles and squares and triangles.

Why does anyone even take her seriously?
 

Slick5150

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Any party that takes her seriously is a party that thankfully won't be taken seriously by the majority of americans
 

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The only difference between Madoff and Obama is that Madoff is the more honest and principled of the two criminals.
 

nextJin

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CPAC could have been a hell of a lot better if it didn't have her, the Donald, and a few others. If you are trying to change your image why the f are you still putting these people on the stand. Having Romney there was just a slap in the face.
 

Bowfinger

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And the GOP slide into irrelevancy continues. Let's hope it is replaced with an intelligent, grown up Conservative party.
 

Farang

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Ahhh that explains it. I saw the picture of her with a big gulp and I thought how hilariously American, what the fuck is she doing with a big gulp. But it was for a joke
 

kage69

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Conservatives should be getting really worried (again) if Sarah Palin is now once more considered a spokesperson for their party of choice. She found some writers, bravo. I'm sure the big gulp idea was an instant hit with her, you can probably fit allll kinds of one liners and crib notes on it.

Liberals like to paint the right as unable to roll with the punches, to get with the times, etc etc. Sarah Palin coming back into the spotlight doesn't do a whole hell of a lot to dispel that notion either.

Is it impossible to get a conservative with a brain that isn't a religious nutjob or billionaire lackey? Is that why shitty leftovers from 2008 are being reheated?

I get the impression we'll be waiting for awhile Bow... :(
 
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Personally I dont have a problem with Sarah Palin but on a political level I disagree with her a lot. CPAC did an excellent job by bringing in Rand Paul since he is the type of person that they need. He is well spoken and articulate along with defending the Constitution. But I dont get why they bring idiots like romney, trump and other neo-cons/big government cons. It doesn't help them at all.

I also dont understand why they banned Robert Spencer and Pamela Geller but let in those idiots grover norqvuist and suhail khan.
 

waggy

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Personally I dont have a problem with Sarah Palin but on a political level I disagree with her a lot. CPAC did an excellent job by bringing in Rand Paul since he is the type of person that they need. He is well spoken and articulate along with defending the Constitution. But I dont get why they bring idiots like romney, trump and other neo-cons/big government cons. It doesn't help them at all.

I also dont understand why they banned Robert Spencer and Pamela Geller but let in those idiots grover norqvuist and suhail khan.

I don't like her Politically but no other issue with her. Now that she will never run again (i hope) i don't mind hearing from her.

she was kinda funny and did well.

much more likable then during her VP run
 

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She is of horrid character. I sort of like the way she goes after "blue bloods" as she calls it in her party. The Republicans are animals, so it pleases me to see them savage each other. She is a very dangerous person however. The right wing is easy to forgive any and all hypocrisies of their chosen. It is hard for them to see just how easy Palin sold out for pittance.

All I see is a fraud feeding the rubes some bloody chum. This display from Palin is just another shakedown of sorts from the establishment. They must fear her, but its better to have her bought and bribed to field tough questions from Glen Beck (Beck, "Who is your favourite founding father." Palin "/baffled") than have her run amok in government.
 

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The longer Palin stays in the limelight as a beacon of "hope and change" for the Tea Party the better I like her. And she makes me laugh too.

Palin and Trump: The winning ticket the Repub leadership was searching for. I mean, any conservative worth their salt would wholeheartedly agree that a Palin and Trump ticket sounds a whole lot better than a Hillary and Michelle one, right? ;)
 

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Given the field showing at CPAC I'd say that 2016 is going to be another embarrassing self-immolation for the GOP.
 

wirednuts

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Palin is too dumb to be comparing anything. She's still getting her ass kicked by circles and squares and triangles.

Why does anyone even take her seriously?

because shes hot. i am not kidding, the fact that shes hot MAKES her smart and right. it is not a joke, and it is not an exaggeration. my own dad, who is pretty smart about politics, thinks palin is smart. i had to yell at him for that... i was pissed.