Pages stolen from UPS employee manual

[Leros]

From: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794567

 

[Crono]

Lmao, perfect. Although I always imagine them as being more ninja-like and possibly doing more acrobatic maneuvers. I love those lazy ninjas at UPS

 

[waggy]

lol

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I'm pretty sure they have invisibility potions or the power to cloud men's minds. Twice they managed to attach a "sorry we missed you" slip to my screen door while I sat 10 feet away with the door open.

 

[Crono]

I'm pretty sure they have invisibility potions or the power to cloud men's minds. Twice they managed to attach a "sorry we missed you" slip to my screen door while I sat 10 feet away with the door open.

Ninja at work, ingesting a potion:

 

[Leros]

Future UPS man in training:

 

[Crono]

Lol, I just noticed there is what appears to be a pirate in the pic I posted. Took a while for me to notice the background.

 

[MoPHo]

Future UPS man in training:

404: Ninja Not Found. All I see is some guy drinking a girl's roofie colada and getting farted on. Joke's on him.

 

[Barfo]

Spot on.

 

[NFS4]

 

[Exterous]

Hmmm...why don't my ups delivery people look like that?

 

[caddlad]

The next page, also missing, covers lawn dumping.

 

[Jeff7]

I'm pretty sure they have invisibility potions or the power to cloud men's minds. Twice they managed to attach a "sorry we missed you" slip to my screen door while I sat 10 feet away with the door open.

Similar experience with DHL.
The building of my apartment is shared with a convenience store owned by the landlord's son. I picked up a package there, and they told me that the DHL guy had, two days in a row, been here knocking loudly on my door to deliver the package to me.
Like you, I was about 10-15 feet from the door, @ my computer. No headphones, no loud music. I'd be able to hear a cat pawing at the door, and certainly a rather dull delivery driver pounding on it repeatedly.

No idea what the deal was there, but in any case, I got the package.

 

[arrfep]

The next page, also missing, covers lawn dumping.

Does that also include peeing on the front lawn?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Does that also include peeing on the front lawn?

I think that's supposed to be step 4, before he drives off.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I just figured out what brown can do for me...

 

[l0cke]

Hey! I just ordered a package from Parts Express and it shipped USPS!