PAB's scroll

[jemcam]

Edit: First off, huge credit needs to go to Eaglekeeper for doing a lot, if not most of the legwork. He has a promising future as a researcher with dogged determination.


I can't remember what's first, but I'll start what I can remember.

1. Multiple Hurricanes hit house
2. Parents don't repair house
3. PAB takes chain saw to dining room table
4. State Farm sucks Link
5. Progressive sucks
6. Geico sucks Link
7. Dealership is racist Link
8. No one appreciates bondo bucket Mustang (aka the Auto Zone "Cobra", thanks iamwiz82) Link
9. Takes baseball bat to Dad's windshield. Link
10. UPS sucks cause he can't ship guns through them (thanks slsmnaz) Link
11. Investigated for Insurance Fraud by Geico. It's the utility pole's fault. Link
12. Stockbroker sucks (thanks Amish) Link
13. Tax Collector sucks. (thanks LikeLinus) Link
14. USAIR sucks (thanks Amish) Link
15. 13 year old bids on car on Ebay, won't pay, PAB wants to sue (thanks slsmnaz) Link
16. Super Wal-Mart Produce Manager sucks (thanks Eagle Keeper) Link
17. Auto Auction mechanics suck. PAB threatens bodily injury. (thanks Eagle Keeper) Link
18. ATOT sucks, PAB declares himself not an attention whore or Emo. (thanks KoolAidKid) Link
19. AC sucks. PAB is suing again. (thanks KoolaidKid) Link
20. Diesel prices suck. PAB deserves cheap oil prices due to Iraq war (thanks KoolAidKid) Link
21. PAB is struck by a noob 18 y.o. hairstylist. (thanks KoolAidKid) Link
22. Alcohol sucks (thanks Whoozyerdaddy) Link
23. Alcohol rocks, PAB wants to open a bar (thanks Whoozyerdaddy) Link
24. PAB's Dad sucks, hires goon to teach him a lesson (thanks Whoozyerdaddy) Link
25. PAB buys Neon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO COMMENT!!(thanks Thomsbrain) Link
26. PAB crashes Neon (thanks Thomsbrain) Link
27. PAB fails to buy Nissan Sentra after bragging about his auction knowledge and the industry.(thanks Thomsbrain) LinkLink
28. Craigslist sucks (thanks Thomsbrain) Link
29. Can't finish steak, lipo sucks (thanks slackwarelinus) Link fixed
30. Paypal Sucks (thanks Koolaidkid) Link
31. PAB's bank sucks. (thanks PAB) Link
32. PAB'S diamonds suck. (thanks Eaglekeeper) Link
33. DMV sucks, PAB gets pwned (thanks Brainonska511) Link
34. PAB gets pwned again, his Rolex sucks Link
35. Gmail sucks, PAB pwned. (thanks Brainonska511) Link
36. PAB sucks, pwned on another stupid post (thanks EagleKeeper) Link
37. PAB's scroll sucks. (EDITORIAL REPLY: Tough doodie PAB, you brought this on yourself idiot.Link (thanks PAB)
38. PAB invited to commit suicide with his new pellet gun, which sucks too. Link (thanks zinfamous)

 

[slsmnaz]

Wasn't there a "UPS sucks cause he can't ship guns through them" thread?

EDIT: LINK to thread

 

[iamwiz82]

For #8, don't you mean Cobra?

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
Wasn't there a "UPS sucks cause he can't ship guns through them" thread?

I missed that one. I'll add it.

 

[pontifex]

uh, i think Goku needs a scroll more than PAB

was Goku banned permenantly or just a vacation?

 

[LikeLinus]

Wasn't he the one that was charged like 6k in property tax and it was paid as Latoya or something like that?

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Wasn't he the one that was charged like 6k in property tax and it was paid as Latoya or something like that?

Text

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Wasn't he the one that was charged like 6k in property tax and it was paid as Latoya or something like that?

Could be. If it's verified, I'll add it.

 

[amish]

stockbroker sucks

 

[amish]

bought a mustang without knowing it

 

[amish]

us airways sucks

 

[sswingle]

Originally posted by: jemcam

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Wasn't he the one that was charged like 6k in property tax and it was paid as Latoya or something like that?

Could be. If it's verified, I'll add it.

Its verified right above your post.

 

[slsmnaz]

Can I sue a 13yo for breach of contract?

(yeah I'm bored at work)

 

[LikeLinus]

Lol, reading his threads is like reading the blog of a pathological liar.

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Lol, reading his threads is like reading the blog of a pathological liar.

FYI: "Tax Collector sucks. (thanks Amish)" I think I'm the one that mentioned that

Corrected. I originally gave credit to Amish because he researched it.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Lol, reading his threads is like reading the blog of a pathological liar.

FYI: "Tax Collector sucks. (thanks Amish)" I think I'm the one that mentioned that

yeah every thread of his Whines " I am rich! (ok ok my parents are) Be my friend!@!!!"


i am sure he is a nice guy in real life. just seems he try's to hard here.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Mis-priced Potatoes

Car Dealer Auction

 

[KoolAidKid]

My life sucks

My AC sucks

Jim Rathmann Chevrolet sucks

Oil prices suck

Paypal sucks

My hairstylist sucks

Sorry, I may have gotten a little carried away.

 

[ultimatebob]

Man, I'm jealous! Why doesn't someone make a "You're a Moron" type scroll about me?

 

[Shawn]

That's quite a list for someone with only 1000 or so posts.

 

[YetioDoom]

Originally posted by: Shawn
That's quite a list for someone with only 1000 or so posts.

It's not the quantity, it's the quality.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: YetioDoom

Originally posted by: Shawn
That's quite a list for someone with only 1000 or so posts.

It's not the quantity, it's the quality.

yeah, but thats usually reserved for stuff of good quality...

 

[Aharami]

this is quite the ownage

 

[ultimatebob]

Heh... Asking for a mod sticky is probably overdoing it

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Aharami
this is quite the ownage

be better if it was Goku, he has 10x the stuff that PAB has