This is somewhat unrelated, but...
I heard on a TV show that Ozzy Osborne was arrested back in the 1980's for urinating on the Alamo. When I went to the Alamo, I had a difficult time enjoying it, because I did not want to be where Ozzy Osborne's drug/STD containing urine had touched (even if it was 20 years ago), and as such I had to keep far away from the walls. That was difficult to do, because it was rather crowded at the Alamo. It spoiled my tour of the Alamo, and now I dislike Ozzy Osborne very much.
Well, now you know
