Oyster Herpes

[George P Burdell]

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[andylawcc]

oh no, I love oysters!

 

[LemonHead]

Clams these days....having unsafe clam-sex!

(Hope the Bearded ones are ok.)

 

[txrandom]

"an oyster crisis team has found"

That made me laugh.

 

[Baked]

Man, those french guys are kinky bastards.

 

[manlymatt83]

wow.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

No, Honey I swear... It's oysters!!! Oysters I tell ya! I got it from the oysters!

 

[dawp]

damn, I thought this was going to be from The Onion, exp. with this line:

A herpes virus is killing young oysters in France because they have spent too much energy developing their sexual organs rather than their natural defenses, an oyster crisis team has found.

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: LemonHead
Clams these days....having unsafe clam-sex!

(Hope the Bearded ones are ok.)

I thought those were on the brink of extinction?

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: LemonHead
Clams these days....having unsafe clam-sex!

(Hope the Bearded ones are ok.)

I thought those were on the brink of extinction?

its hard to tell these days when they all shave anyway.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: LemonHead
Clams these days....having unsafe clam-sex!

(Hope the Bearded ones are ok.)

I thought those were on the brink of extinction?

its hard to tell these days when they all shave anyway.

And this is a problem to you?

 

[911paramedic]

oyster crisis team