Owned myself gokart racing

[Iron Woode]

I got big balls

 

[Capt Caveman]

Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
wtf is the pics?

Where the F are the pics?

Wrong dude, wrong.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
You'll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall

He took that WAAAAAY too seriously.

 

[paulxcook]

You've got elephantitis of the nuts!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: Nitemare
wtf is the pics?

Where the F are the pics?

Wrong dude, wrong.

you mean so right

 

[Born2bwire]

That's not what sucks though. What really sucks is you're going to have to bash the other one to balance things out.

 

[eits]

pics

 

[moshquerade]

in the name of science, we demand pics

 

[scott916]

Hmm, my testicle is grotesquely large after impact trauma... do I...

A. Call the advice nurse
B. Go to the muhfuckin ER
C. Post on ATOT about my scroat pwnage while fluids build up in my boys necessitating orchiectomy...

Imma roll with C.

 

[Greenman]

Originally posted by: scott916
Hmm, my testicle is grotesquely large after impact trauma... do I...

A. Call the advice nurse
B. Go to the muhfuckin ER
C. Post on ATOT about my scroat pwnage while fluids build up in my boys necessitating orchiectomy...

Imma roll with C.

I have to wonder what possess someone to run to the computer when they are injured. How do you think that through? Who in his right mind would pop a nut and then delay medical attention so they could write a fucking press release about it?
I could well be my mamas dumbest son, but I sure as hell know that when I have a testicle the size of an apple it's time to seek professional help.

 

[kevman]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Get a big needle and pop it.....

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

 

[PHiuR]

your boys are in pain, go see a doc; then provide us an x-ray pic.

 

[AlienCraft]

Go get an Ultrasound. You don't want a torsional injury to go untreated.
You would be 1/3 of the way to SRS. :shocked:

 

[scott916]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Go get an Ultrasound. You don't want a torsional injury to go untreated.
You would be 1/3 of the way to SRS. :shocked:

Haha if he had a torsion he wouldn't be able to fuckin walk, let alone sit. I threw up from the pain when I had mine, luckily it turned back around by the time I got to the hospital.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: spidey07
I'd go to the ER immediately. If you ruptured a testicle and don't get it treated very soon, that boy is gone. The swelling is telling you something is very wrong.

What you gonna do uni-ball? I'm not kidding, you can lose that nut.

Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh......

"Ruptured" and "testicle" do not belong in the same sentence together.
OOoowwwwwwww and eewww.

The pain thing seriously sucks though. I don't want to have kids ever, so the damn things aren't especially useful to me. I just wish I could tell all the various pain receptors that useful bit of info.

 

[moshquerade]

how big is it today? approaching basketball size yet?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
how big is it today? approaching basketball size yet?

Or is it soccer ball size?

 

[Chryso]

I suppose he will need to wear a skirt to the hospital.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
how big is it today? approaching basketball size yet?

It's always about size, isn't it?

 

[Vehemence]

Just show us your balls already.

 

[Vic]

Don't you have like 4 hours to get to the ER or... :Q ?

 

[Asparagus]

Reading your post made me cringe, and I don't even have any balls! :Q

 

[Abe Froman]

:camera: below

Pics here...

 

[GasX]

that'll buff right out...