"Ownage of the Year 2004" - CAST YOUR VOTE!

Jan 31, 2002
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Nominations Are Closed!

Please take the time to read the stories - there's some quality hilarity and golden Ownage here, folks!

Links are in the Second Post - this one will be UNEDITED to avoid any allegations of poll-tampering!

Enjoy! :beer::D

- M4H
 
Jan 31, 2002
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--- The Stories We Tell! ---

Victim: Nik
Owned by: Trygve
Thread: Show off your desk thread

Victim: WayneTek
Owned by: Group Effort - ATOT Collective
Thread: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&amp;threadid=1345156">How did you hold hands with a girl? (includes breakdown on date costs)
</a>

Victim: skywalker66
Owned by: Himself
Thread: Too numerous to mention.

Victim: Jehovah
Owned by: Evadman and Kalvin00's Diagram
Thread: I was hit in a traffic accident

Victim: Tweak155
Owned by: ATOT
Thread: Tweak 155 on the FS forum refuses to believe that ATI made a 9800 non pro

Victim: SoylentGreen / MailBoxHead
Owned by: Fausto
Thread: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&amp;threadid=1443950">Guys.. seriously.. dont ever.. ever.. never.. ever.. get married..
</a>

Victim: limsandy
Owned by: ATOT
Thread: <a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&amp;threadid=1420314">Another ebay asshole! (long story)
</a>

Victim: Aimster
Owned by: His girlfriend
Thread: Girlfriend (Edited)

Victim: kermalou
Owned by: dullard
Thread: another ticket...this time not my fault at all

Victim: Fox3a
Owned by: FS/T Trollhunters
Thread: I AM AGREEING TO TAKE BACK A 5900 I SOLD!!!!!!!

Victim: Daniel1113
Owned by: Mill
Thread: Does anyone here own an Audi S4?

Victim: Red
Owned by: ATOT
Thread: My mom buys a 12-pack everyday, we're thinking about getting her a keg-er-rator (spelling?)

Victim: virtualgames0
Owned by: MercenaryForHire, Viper GTS, and other people with OMG TEH SUPERHUMAN HEARING SKILLZ
Thread: Seriously, there is a no difference between 128kbps MP3s and CDs.

Victim: RossMAN
Owned by: ATOT and his horrible taste in TV shows
Thread: PSA: Family Guy &amp; Top Gear are overrated

Victim: ndee
Owned by: warcrow the Real Person
Thread: Is warcrow another fake person?

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:beer::D

- M4H
 
Nov 7, 2000
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the nik situation was textbook pwnage. made even better by the subject being pwned. but for the sheer magnitude, cost and patheticness of his self-pwnage waynetek gets my vote
 

Lonyo

Lifer
Aug 10, 2002
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I voted for Skywalker66, then I read the Nik thread, so I change my vote to Nik.