Ownage!!! Me=1 Roach=0

[Zee]

Saw this little critter running off towards under my bed. I froze for a second, not used to seeing roaches evAr and then turned to grab some tissue. I grabbed a handful and launched myself at the roach but missed and it escaped. Feeling particularily queasy and uneasy about a roach crawling around in the unknown parts of my room, i sat back on my desk and computer.

10 minutes later I turned around towards the general direction of the last time i saw the roach, and out of the corner of my eye I saw him making a mad dash for freedom towards the next room. Quickly grabbing the previously acquired tissues, I leapt of the roach and squeezing the living sh!t out of it.

then to make sure it doesnt somehow crawl back at me, I wrapped the tissue with scotch tape before tossing it in the trash

damn just the thought of it makes me sick.

 

[tweakmm]

Don't worry about the roach you killed, worry about the nest in your walls.

 

[CrazyPerson]

how exciting..

 

[Ness]

The rule with roaches is that unless you see their guts, they probably aren't dead. The sucker will probably chew through the tissue and tape and be runnin' around in no time

 

[DarkKnight]

get a cat. it's a natural born pest killer. My cat kills all the roaches in my house, but unfortunately she won't eat them I gotta pick the dead roaches and put them in the trash

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Don't worry about the roach you killed, worry about the nest in your walls.

seriously

 

[00Jones]

Why not flush it?

 

[Broohaha]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Don't worry about the roach you killed, worry about the nest in your walls.

THANKS :disgust:

I was trying to not think about that

 

[kazamobah]

Originally posted by: Lazee

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Don't worry about the roach you killed, worry about the nest in your walls.

THANKS :disgust:

I was trying to not think about that

Time to burn down the building!

 

[Shawn]

ahahahahaha

 

[ziptie]

usually i just throw my roaches on the ground and stomp them out to make sure they dont catch anything on fire.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: ziptie
usually i just throw my roaches on the ground and stomp them out to make sure they dont catch anything on fire.

Ashtrays work good too

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: CrazyPerson
how exciting..

 

[Shawn]

They make combustible cockaroaches now?!?!?! Damn evolution! The roaches will win! :Q

 

[gentobu]

heh, I've owned many roaches with my electric fly swatter

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: iloveme2
They make combustible cockaroaches now?!?!?! Damn evolution! The roaches will win! :Q

Ahahaha. I usually flush all the random insects killed in my house, or my cats eat them. Yummy.

 

[petery83]

i like to shoot bugs with an airsoft pistol...too bad it leaves dents on the walls (if the bug is on the wall)